We mustn’t take offence at Elfs right to be offended. Where would this site be without him ? (In a much better place). The natural solution to this creative tension is to make him a Mod.
Mr van Gerwen. You have used the term celebrity fan, now creative talent. You seem keen to describe me with words beginning with the letter 'c'. Anymore?
If posting on a football forum is what you want to do on your birthday, you have Carte Blanche to do what you want. I can’t guarantee AllHell won’t give you a “strawberry”.
I have had a very stressful journey into work this morning. I'll bullet point to make the chain of events clearer. *Journey to work starts well as Mr van Gerwen is not on the train *Go to Tescos to get some stuff for work *Guy at bus stop standing but leaning on seat, not looking too clever *I look up and the next thing the dude is on his back *It's p****** down with rain, the dude is about 60 with a head injury *I ask him if he's okay and can I help him to his feet, then get him to sit down *Apparent that English is not his first language and he is in a distressed state *I ring 999 to call for an ambulance *Whilst waiting for ambulance my 'new friend' is now sitting on the seat and is screaming "you're crazy" at me! *Paramedics turn up. This absolute sort gets out and looks at me and says "have we come to see you?!" *I politely say no and point to the 60'ish scruffy drunk with blood on his nut only 6' away from me. My good deed for the day ends with me being called crazy and someone thinking I look in a worse state than this fella. An absolutely true story, you cannot make it up.
You are going to be in the sh1t at the charity shop now if it made you late for work. The 50p basket needs stocking up.
