Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

I'd eat her **** for the opportunity to lick her (clean) arsehole.

 

Would you suck my cock?

That's had her **** on it

 

Probably not... I'd possibly sniff it to smell her juices though.

 

Hahaha that was great timing Comm.

 

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Talk about lowering the tone on this thread

 

This place is funny as **** when in full flow

 

I'd eat your **** just to sniff her bin man's glove.

 

You might enjoy sucking my dick then

 

I'd crawl naked over broken glass just to lick her sanitary towel.

 

Do you have any Tabasco?

 

Tabasco cock.Ouch

 

Not for Asian folk, they love spicy. Spurlock gets Chilli flavour jonnies.

 

2 nutsacks full for you Homie

 

Would you pork Gemma Collins in the fart pipe if it meant you got a clammy hand job from Chezza?

We could put together a gauntlet of repulsive fat chods here and see what folk's limits are.

 

I've no idea what this post means?

 

Not sure what match people are talking about.

 

Had enough of talking about how Arsenal bent over and got their arse spanked so now we’ve moved on to Cheryl Cole bending over and getting her arse spanked

 

Seems reasonable.

That said I’d probably illicit more pleasure being a complete **** to her that I would doing anything else. Other than perhaps torture.