Would you pork Gemma Collins in the fart pipe if it meant you got a clammy hand job from Chezza? We could put together a gauntlet of repulsive fat chods here and see what folk's limits are.
Had enough of talking about how Arsenal bent over and got their arse spanked so now we’ve moved on to Cheryl Cole bending over and getting her arse spanked
Seems reasonable. That said I’d probably illicit more pleasure being a complete **** to her that I would doing anything else. Other than perhaps torture.