Off Topic VALENTINES DAY

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Changed my mind. Bastard didn't make any pancakes today, so I think she'll be getting a new frying pan, eggs, flour and whatever else goes in them as a valentines present.

Then hopefully I'll get pancakes in return.
 
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No card, but 200 carlton blue from Madrid airport. That's how I roll!! She can smoke 'em to her hearts content and I'm saving about £40 in the process on her next 10 packets consumed. win win.
 
Howden Tigress said:
Here is your public service reminder to all you hopeless romantics, Valentines Day tomorrow, so what plans have you got to treat your lucky other halves?! Don't forget the drill, they may say not to bother, they won't mean it, (I don't mean a drill literally or you may get more than you bargained for.) On the other hand, I guess, maybe the older/and or grumpy ones amongst us will get more excited about Pancake Day today?!
Or perhaps you're on the list below??
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I see Rudolph is not on the list. He gave out a lot of Valentino's in his time, allegedly. :emoticon-0105-wink::emoticon-0105-wink:
 
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TreeHugger said:
Thankfully my wife doesn't care about Valentine's day.
We still use it as an excuse to go to Hitchcocks and eat so much food that it hurts though.
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I went to Hitchcock's for the first time a couple of weeks ago and loved it, great food, has much has you want, great staff and brilliant pudding counter
 
johnbo said:
I went to Hitchcock's for the first time a couple of weeks ago and loved it, great food, has much has you want, great staff and brilliant pudding counter
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Jeez, way to over staff your restaurant or what?

I mean, come on, a bleedin' pudding counter?

"Well, we've shifted 7 Crème Brulees, 19 Sticky Toffee Puddings, a dozen Profiteroles and a Strawberry Cheese cake. That's 38 puddings shifted tha' night."


**** pudding counting that mind.

Sloppy.
 
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BlackAndAmberGambler said:
I'll just roll out the same old card I'ved used for the last 40 odd years just the envelope is new. .

The verse inside is pure poetry and always does the trick.

"You are my peach,
All soft and furry.
Your tits are big,
And your fanny's hairy"

Gets her every time, putty in my hands.
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Are the big and hairy words still in the right place?
 
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