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Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Citizen Kane, Jan 12, 2017.

  1. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    They told him to be more like Billy Bonds and he misunderstood.
     
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  2. Always there to keep us amused, but the Spammers are excelling themselves this window!
    An injury list that rivals an NHS hospital waiting room and selling their only half-decent players and replacing them with damaged goods!! As Ayew heads off back to Swansea....... almost as if they are banking on getting relegated <laugh>
     
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  3. humanbeingincroydon

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    Here's hoping that Swansea don't continue their habit of re-signing former players. We'd quite like to keep Ben Davies, thanks.
     
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  4. Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane Danny Rosebud

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    They can have Llorente for 50p and an Irn Bru.
     
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  5. remembercolinlee

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    West Ham transfer chief has been accused of sending emails about not wanting to sign African players cos they had 3 and if they are not playing are problematic.
    if true there ain't enough<doh>s
     
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  6. The Changing Man

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    Has any club ever claimed to be trying to sign as many players as the spammers and actually signing so few! Not just in this window but for the last 4 windows - their 'fabulous' owners promise so much and deliver so little - and long may it continue
     
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  7. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    West Ham have suspended their Director of Player Recruitment to investigate racism claims........

    Nurse, nurse.
     
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  8. You would have thought that they should have primarily been suspending him for being a **** Director of Player Recruitment <laugh>
     
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    Is that employee from the land of the white rose ??

    < You'll never play for Yorkshire, lad >
     
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  10. Blue and White

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    West Ham have signed forward Oladapo Afolayan for an undisclosed fee from National League side Solihull Moors.

    The 21-year-old has signed a three-and-a-half-year contract with the Hammers.

    Afolayan said: "It's a dream come true. I've worked hard to get here and I'm grateful for the opportunity.

    "Now the opportunity has come to join a Premier League club and West Ham is one which has always given youngsters opportunities to come through, as we have seen this season."
     
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  11. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    An official statement.....

    "The West Ham United family is an inclusive one where, regardless of gender, age, ability, race, religion or sexual orientation, everybody feels welcome and included."

    Now, they're just being silly about it.
     
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  12. He might turn out to be the next ‘Dele Alli’ (although already 21) but there again, this is the Spammers we are talking about! <laugh>
     
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  13. PowerSpurs

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    They are right on ‘ability’.....
     
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  14. humanbeingincroydon

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    Fair play to Cheikhou Koyate
     
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  15. humanbeingincroydon

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  16. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    Posted on wrong thread. Oooops.
     
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  17. deedub93

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    And age.
     
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  18. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    Everyone's favourite, Car Crash FC have dismissed Director of [Non-African] Player Recruitment due to him letting the [non-African] cat out of the bag about the habit of African players to "cause mayhem".

    I'll bet nobody in the crowd heard nuffin' wrong........"We all loved Clyde, honest. It's just the Africans......Oh, and the yids."
     
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  19. Citizen Kane

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    The honeymoon is very much over for Messrs Moyes and Allardyce. Is that the first time Brighton have scored 3 this season?
     
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