We had a promotion specialist and got rid once we were up, even though we weren’t then in a relegation place.
We then had an experienced Premier League manager and former player and gave him the combination to the safe.
We then had a very experience Premier League manager and supposed man-management expert, threw more millions at him and let him first demotivate, then usher out of the door the best player this club has seen in 20 years.
We then celebrated the ascension of a talented youth team manager, who we thought would develop young players, but apparently didn’t really know what he was doing.
We then hired a celebrated barnstorming former Premier League striker and rising manager only to see him field eleven players with instructions to minimise every game to a defensive 1-0 defeat.
We then hired a prodigal son to get ‘Our Rangers’ back, only to find that he doesn’t want to field players in the positions they’re most familiar, is criticised for changing selections, then is criticised for fielding unchanged sides, but overall is best at wearing Peaky Blinders caps and spouting bull.
What next for us? Who shall we recruit next to **** things up, eh? There must be a thousand useless ****s out there looking for the next maelstrom to agitate.