Why would anyone tweet to his 100,000 followers (or whatever the figure was) that he'd just had sex with his wife? That's not so much politically incorrect as just plain wierd.
Do you mean, why would someone operating a parody account and pretending to be Phil Neville tweet it as a joke?
If she wanted to enjoy Little Mix, perhaps she should learn the words beforehand like every other fan does. Then she could have been more involved in the show without having to stare at a single person on the side of the stage all night. Fans don't go to gigs to learn the words, it's not karaoke. Maybe the blind people had someone shouting "They're dancing in their pants now" every ten seconds.
Employing an ugly bloke to be. Manager of a ladies team is just asking for trouble. He'll wannna shag em cos of the attention. They'll know they'll have to to get in the team. Employ a good looking **** like me, the playersll be dying to shag the boss knowing they've got a chance to get in the team. They'll improve their game in all areas. Where's Chazz? Says ashworth. Balls deep in the reserve goalie says my assistant. But but she's a jif!! Chazz has turned her for the good of the team. Piece of piss management. But will they call ? Will they ****.
Careful Chazz that type of humour may come back & bite your gender neutral arse in 6 or 7 years time.
I keep reading the title as sexiest tweets, then I open the thread and I'm presented with pics of Phil Neville. Mood killer right there.
Fundamental problem with your plan, Chazz? All women footie players are lezzers. The give it not the take it types. Your shag 'em all plan could go horribly wrong. Just sayin'.
