One for the lassies - spit or swallow?

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like if they smoke or not, or what their diet is like. loads of booze and crap food affect the taste.

I did not know that.

I smoke, drink red wine through the week, Guiness on Sunday evenings, and have a pretty healthy diet. So how would my spunk rate on the taste-o-meter?
 
not great. bad times

on the upside, pineapple makes it taste better <ok>

i heard that too <ok>

the worst kind are those who do both at the same time. i was once in a 69, it started to flow - she first started to swallow, then changed her mind and spat...all over my stomach and in my belly button and ****. ****ing novice :steam:
 
I prefer if they swallow:emoticon-0116-evilg

I prefer to pull out and cover the first one's tit's with it, then have the second lick it off and feed it to the first.

But that would require me being able to pull two birds when one would be a ****ing miracle on recent form so I guess it's kind of a mute point.
 
I prefer to pull out and cover the first one's tit's with it, then have the second lick it off and feed it to the first.

But that would require me being able to pull two birds when one would be a ****ing miracle on recent form so I guess it's kind of a mute point.

Whit? Canny hear ye.
 
Nah, gave up smoking hash/weed a long time ago. No intention of starting again.

Got any decent Charlie though?

Don't really do coke, seen it **** too many people up (well mostly financially). Weed is great, I gave up ciggies so I need something after meals <laugh>