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One for the lassies - spit or swallow?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jimthetim, Aug 24, 2011.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I did not know that.

    I smoke, drink red wine through the week, Guiness on Sunday evenings, and have a pretty healthy diet. So how would my spunk rate on the taste-o-meter?
     
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  2. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    unfortunately not. tis common knowledge in wimminz magazines.
    wouldnt touch a smoker with a barge pole. <ok>
     
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  3. jenthesaint1990

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    not great. bad times

    on the upside, pineapple makes it taste better <ok>
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Dammit.
     
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  5. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    jen you can get high off my spunk if ya want <ok> smokeless stoned
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Got it. Smoke pineapples. <ok>
     
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  7. -jordan-

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    i heard that too <ok>

    the worst kind are those who do both at the same time. i was once in a 69, it started to flow - she first started to swallow, then changed her mind and spat...all over my stomach and in my belly button and ****. ****ing novice :steam:
     
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  8. HackerJack

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    I prefer to pull out and cover the first one's tit's with it, then have the second lick it off and feed it to the first.

    But that would require me being able to pull two birds when one would be a ****ing miracle on recent form so I guess it's kind of a mute point.
     
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  9. Toby

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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Whit? Canny hear ye.
     
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  12. Gambol

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  13. HackerJack

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    Surely you taste it regardless though as long as it gets into your mouth in the first place.
     
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  14. Toby

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    Don't really do coke, seen it **** too many people up (well mostly financially). Weed is great, I gave up ciggies so I need something after meals <laugh>
     
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  16. EDGE

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    Drugs are ****e.
     
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  17. jenthesaint1990

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    nahh in that case, it goes on the tits. mouth stays shut <ok>
     
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  18. jenthesaint1990

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    maybe she was choking?
     
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  19. Jip Jaap Stam

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    So, if the bloke you fancied most in the whole world smoked, you wouldn't shag him?
     
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  20. -jordan-

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    she wouldn't be the first
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