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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Fridge Magnet, Jan 4, 2018.

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  1. Toby

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    You're using '6 years for a degree' patter.

    You do realise you came out with that gem at the same time as the 'schoolish' comment?

    How ****ing stupid can you be?
     
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    Not stupid enough to complete a 3 year degree in 6 years, obviously <laugh>
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Ooft. Punches raining in all over the shop.
     
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  5. Strange Nipples ST

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    Someone sitting in your seat again?
     
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  6. thefanwithnoname

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    I wish I could have got my hands on some of them.

    Goldmine

    But like your "most Indians are vegetarian" clueless assertions you've failed to understand how these things work

    I would explain to you about housing market renewal pathfinder and the effects of cuts and brexshit but I don't have 6 years to explain what most people would grasp in seconds
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

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    Anyway, 90% of stats are made up on the spot.
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

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    Nah, they know better.
     
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  9. brb

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    Ffs please don't try explaining the housing market to that one room spastic.
     
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    Why do you find "schoolish" funny tobe?

    You do realise its a word that's been in use since the 16th century and is in the oxford dictionary etc
     
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    <laugh>

    He has to be Petey's sock, surely?

    His not reading behind the headlines is very familiar
     
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  12. brb

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    He gets confused, between American and British, must be the frog in his throat.
     
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  13. brb

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    Somehow, I don't see Toby as a Daily Malice reader...but I'm known to be wrong :)
     
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  14. thefanwithnoname

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    Explains why he doesn't change his jeans

    The whole left leg, right leg must confuse the poor ****er
     
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    True

    I don't see Toby reading.
     
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  16. Toby

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    'looks like schoolish' <laugh>

    A teacher <laugh>

    Cuban restaurant <laugh>

    You thick little spastic <laugh>
     
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    When you refer to that "kneck" of the woods, can you please be a little more specific. I'm sure you apreciate Asia and the Indian Sub Continent cover quite a vast area. <ok>
     
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  18. Strange Nipples ST

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    Only just noticed that someone spelled neck as kneck <laugh>
     
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    kneck. Noun. (plural knecks) (UK, nautical) The twisting of a rope or cable, as it is running out.

    Pretty useful to know for the Speedy types.
     
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  20. brb

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    He used to teach grammar once for pocket money when he was skint...as per

    Shame he didn't learn from the Omelette thread the difference between American English and British English...We will not even mention his French connection!

    oh well 'MOST' Indians get it right <whistle>
     
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