Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[PINKIE]

Sweepstake - where and how and with whom is HIAG watching the match tonight.

I say he's on a Thames Cruiseship, with The Beckham's and another high profile family he doesn't feel comfortable naming, he's due to be flown into Wembley 5 mins before kick off on an undetectable helicopter.

I'm going with a watered down version of his claim. So that's Barry the caretaker from the Bournemouth Conservative club, watching the game at his flat, with a 4 pack of Tesco lager and a family packet of bacon frazzles.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Creeping under a park bench waiting for a whippet to walk by with it's lipstick poking out, ready to pounce, whilst drinking a vintage that we could only dream about.

 

[SpursDisciple]

Sweepstake - where and how and with whom is HIAG watching the match tonight.

I say he's on a Thames Cruiseship, with The Beckham's and another high profile family he doesn't feel comfortable naming, he's due to be flown into Wembley 5 mins before kick off on an undetectable helicopter.

Good idea. Pretty sure HIAG will win though.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I'm going with a watered down version of his claim. So that's Barry the caretaker from the Bournemouth Conservative club, watching the game at his flat, with a 4 pack of Tesco lager and a family packet of bacon frazzles.

Nowt wrong with Tesco lager

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Good idea. Pretty sure HIAG will win though.

Well his lies are only as good as ours.

 

[FosseFilberto]

Good idea. Pretty sure HIAG will win though.

... only if he drops the fantasy first (rather than just his smellies)

 

[PINKIE]

Nowt wrong with Tesco lager

That was a special mention for you mate

 

[FosseFilberto]

Well his lies are only as good as ours.

... beat me to it!

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I'm hearing his helicopter has been diverted to do a mountain rescue in central London.

 

[AKCJ]

Any early predictions for tonight’s game?

Alli

 

[Skylarker]

I'm going 3-1 Spurs. Really hope I'm wrong though... I'd happily sleep in the shed to guarantee a Spurs loss.

 

[Skylarker]

Morata

 

[PINKIE]

I'm going 3-1 Spurs. Really hope I'm wrong though... I'd happily sleep in the shed to guarantee a Spurs loss.

With HIAG on top ? How badly do you want that Spurs loss ?

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Not HIAG, he's more interested me and Ginge than he is Spurs. He was hoping for one of us to lose so that he could wum (and **** it up)
But he got neither. The draw, although better for his team, will be taken as a loss for HIAG.

shortest lived ****fest on not 606.

 

[PINKIE]

shortest lived ****fest on not 606.

The daft **** was convinced he was going to wum one of us. Ended up doing neither and made a tool of himself in the process.
As I predicted he would before the game.

 

[PINKIE]

Anyway, our defensive woes are solved

https://www.arsenal.com/news/all-you-need-know-about-konstantinos-mavrapanos#iA6WVmHtMlLhSIy4.01

 

[Commachio]

Andy Carrol to be sent off or injured.

 

[Skylarker]

With HIAG on top ? How badly do you want that Spurs loss ?

Not that badly!

 

[Skylarker]

Anyway, our defensive woes are solved

https://www.arsenal.com/news/all-you-need-know-about-konstantinos-mavrapanos#iA6WVmHtMlLhSIy4.01

That's such a Wenger signing

 

[PINKIE]

That's such a Wenger signing

He'll go on loan, get injured and spend the next 10 years getting paid whilst he lays on our physio table.