Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

I'm going with a watered down version of his claim. So that's Barry the caretaker from the Bournemouth Conservative club, watching the game at his flat, with a 4 pack of Tesco lager and a family packet of bacon frazzles.

 

Creeping under a park bench waiting for a whippet to walk by with it's lipstick poking out, ready to pounce, whilst drinking a vintage that we could only dream about.

 

Good idea. Pretty sure HIAG will win though.

 

Nowt wrong with Tesco lager

 

Well his lies are only as good as ours.

 

... only if he drops the fantasy first (rather than just his smellies)

 

That was a special mention for you mate

 

... beat me to it!

 

I'm hearing his helicopter has been diverted to do a mountain rescue in central London.

 

Alli

 

I'm going 3-1 Spurs. Really hope I'm wrong though... I'd happily sleep in the shed to guarantee a Spurs loss.

 

Morata

 

With HIAG on top ? How badly do you want that Spurs loss ?

 

shortest lived ****fest on not 606.

 

The daft **** was convinced he was going to wum one of us. Ended up doing neither and made a tool of himself in the process.
As I predicted he would before the game.

 

Anyway, our defensive woes are solved

https://www.arsenal.com/news/all-you-need-know-about-konstantinos-mavrapanos#iA6WVmHtMlLhSIy4.01

 

Andy Carrol to be sent off or injured.

 

Not that badly!

 

That's such a Wenger signing

 

He'll go on loan, get injured and spend the next 10 years getting paid whilst he lays on our physio table.