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They put stupid things like Charlton as the team they support...daft cnuts, no ****er supports Charlton

we need to push someone to breaking point

 

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They put stupid things like Charlton as the team they support...daft cnuts, no ****er supports Charlton

And you wonder why you never got a Christmas card from Acworth

 

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we need to push someone to breaking point

Pete lost the plot with me...think i do enough damage on my own.

 

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FFS, she was only letting her hair down after helping her hubby through the busy period.

Natasha Claus, 36 was caught riding naked on a motorcycle, performing a sex act in front of horrified high street shoppers and punching a blind man is jailed for 13 months.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5218681/Woman-surname-Claus-terrorised-Woking.html

Natasha Claus,

 

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Pete lost the plot with me...think i do enough damage on my own.

Pete doesnt count, he's just a politics thread mong.

 

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And you wonder why you never got a Christmas card from Acworth

Hahahaha...i liked Jonno...i think someone hacked his account last time.

 

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Natasha Claus,

They misheard her and thought she was claiming insanity.

 

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Pete doesnt count, he's just a politics thread mong.

True....an irritating obnoxious ****er

 

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True....an irritating obnoxious ****er

We need a bigger fish.

 

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I might be pregnant lads, i got the ****ing munchies, must be when Pete gave it me up the arse.

 

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They misheard her and thought she was claiming insanity.

She was doing well till the punch

 

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We need a bigger fish.

Trouble is i like the lads on here...even HiaG truth be known...even his cock sock Spurlock

 

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I think Luv is a ****er, an alcoholic ****er at that...see if we can make him rage again

 

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I might be pregnant lads, i got the ****ing munchies, must be when Pete gave it me up the arse.

just have a kebab and **** it out.

 

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Trouble is i like the lads on here...even HiaG truth be known...even his cock sock Spurlock

[HASHTAG]#they[/HASHTAG] are a cracking bunch, truth be told.

 

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just have a kebab and **** it out.

Kebab, nice and healthy with a salad...part of your five a day.

 

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I think Luv is a ****er, an alcoholic ****er at that...see if we can make him rage again

Luv is just confused, its a welsh thing.

 

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Kebab, nice and healthy with a salad...part of your five a day.

Hiags wifes blurt is like a donner kebab @PISKIE has eaten it a few times

 

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Hiags wifes blurt is like a donner kebab @PISKIE has eaten it a few times

Just put me off the sauce.

 

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Just put me off the sauce.

the gusset on her keks looks like a tub of garlic sauce apparently. @PISKIE