Off Topic The Twitter and daily Mail clips thread

Post your favourite clips from Twitter and the Daily Mail right here.

If you don't like reading the Daily Mail or Twitter feeds, simply **** off and post elsewhere rather than running to the mods.

Thanks.

 

@DMD
@HRH Custard VC

 

Return of the prefabs!
Prefab housing is returning to the UK after a council started work on 28 new pre-built two-bedroom homes.

Authorities in Reading are spending nearly £2million on so-called 'modular houses' like those thrown up during the 'homes for heroes' campaign of the post-war years.

The 28 homes being built in the Berkshire town are timber clad with uPVC windows and doors and each contain two bedrooms, a bathroom, a kitchen-diner and a living room.

They will be used the house to homeless families who would otherwise be put up in B&Bs in a move the local council hopes will save money over time.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...n-prefabs-28-new-pre-built-council-homes.html

£70k a pop? I'd put the slackers in a tent village.

 

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/...ermany-but-will-it-win-on-penalties-h6h0z6cvc

The fierce rivalry between Germany and the UK is well known in sport, but the competition may now have reached the world of economics after a last-minute revision to official figures has led Britain to jostle for the top spot.

In a development that some might see as akin to scoring a goal in added time, the UK has joined Germany as the fastest-growing advanced economy in 2016.

The Office for National Statistics said that the UK economy expanded by 1.9 per cent over the course of last year, rather than its original estimate of 1.8 per cent.

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Another coward pretending to be another member. Must be one of the snides or Hodor, their pet Admin.

 

I thought this one was funny in the Telegraph. Long winded speculation about what could be Lord Ashcroft's jet crashing.

Private jet reportedly owned by Lord Ashcroft crashes into office block in Malta after veering off runway.

While Lord Ashcroft has not issued a formal statement on the incident, when asked on Twitter last night if the aircraft belonged to him, he responded: “Nooooooo…”


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...dly-owned-lord-ashcroft-crashes-office-block/

 

That’s your best post to date. Did you have that **** after all?

 

Nah, you can see the previous usernames. It's just daft Stan using one of his sock accounts to get attention. The boring tit gets ignored on his usual log in.

 

As I said - "one of the snides". Us mortal members can't see his profile page as he has closed it off.

Didn't he get told about cloning accounts once before?

 

Good idea for a thread but I fear the OP may not be the most apt for your target audience.

https://www.not606.com/threads/can-a-mod.351971/

 

Your slip is showing Yossi.

 

The possibility of scraping a dog **** off your shoe is the exception.

Now how about you **** off back to your precious politics chat. You won't though because you can't. You are completely lost without having posters to play the snidey **** with.

 

I appreciate the classy post on this classy thread. It’s a shame Pete can’t contribute.

 

^^^^^
#Stanmadethis

 

QED