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[Gambol]

Felt a bit like Gambo after that thread he posted last week.

Dammit. Just when I was beginning to think I'd recovered from that

 

[EDGE.]

[HASHTAG]#gas upset at rancid stench off er's penis[/HASHTAG] but he came out his mood when [HASHTAG]#er farted blood as leroy withdrew coon length[/HASHTAG] and [HASHTAG]#venom joy as uncle pat unloaded seed on face[/HASHTAG] as the party heated up, then he noticed [HASHTAG]#senga tears as trev milked coon in club[/HASHTAG] who had only recently got back with him after [HASHTAG]#senga ditched trev as scales top 40st[/HASHTAG].

[HASHTAG]#anton insitages ww3 with ****y nigels[/HASHTAG] as the [HASHTAG]#tag papist recalls torbet bum sesh[/HASHTAG] which only ended when the [HASHTAG]#lyt ghaped edge's ma in rough sex 4some[/HASHTAG] and [HASHTAG]#tina used rasp file on bleeding itching prolapse[/HASHTAG]

 

[Toley Fart]

[HASHTAG]#dev visits mosque dressed as mohamed 9yo wife[/HASHTAG] but he’s asked to leave after shouting [HASHTAG]#hahahahaha want a tissue you crying ****[/HASHTAG] to a young lad who had recently lost his family in the war in Syria.

Shortly after this [HASHTAG]#dev fingered teen boys ass in back of s-reg corsa[/HASHTAG] before [HASHTAG]#twizz and dev pounded hooker with soap in socks[/HASHTAG] after she refused to perform their seedy requests.

A quick shower and shave and it was time for [HASHTAG]#dev to sing a cilla's funeral[/HASHTAG] and it was magical said the boys [HASHTAG]#dev sang beautifully at cillas funeral[/HASHTAG] rejoiced twizz. Unfortunately tho [HASHTAG]#dev kicked chegwin coffin then dab'd[/HASHTAG] and undone all his good work.

 

[Patience]

Dev's jealousy was unrivalled since he had heard about [HASHTAG]#kev + robert black in loving relationship[/HASHTAG] ever since they had met and collaborated with one another over killing Sarah Payne. Dev's hero was tobin and [HASHTAG]#dev vistit to tobin with jar of dick cheese[/HASHTAG]
Kev already had form because [HASHTAG]#kev[/HASHTAG] put bulger on the tracks and [HASHTAG]#kev[/HASHTAG] shoved batteries up james bulgers bum as [HASHTAG]#dev laughs at bulger family tears[/HASHTAG]

 

[B-C]

[HASHTAG]#eddie bummed my hamster[/HASHTAG] . That was the headline, but only if you aren't woke. It was actually [HASHTAG]#a poor man's eddie[/HASHTAG] in the shape of [HASHTAG]#kev anger at minimum wage existence[/HASHTAG] .He attempted leaving the biscuit factory to try the hand at his peoples music, [HASHTAG]#except kev can't rap[/HASHTAG] . [HASHTAG]#kev + tobin on tour[/HASHTAG] seemed like a dream but nobody told kev tobin wasn't a rapper so [HASHTAG]#kev + tobin raped kids[/HASHTAG] instead.

 

[B-C]

It began with Dembele. [HASHTAG]#aldo apoplectic with beel[/HASHTAG] couldn't handle it as the goals just kept coming. [HASHTAG]#aldo beat wife with jim duggan's 2x4[/HASHTAG] and as Stuart Armstrong ended the rout [HASHTAG]#then dab'd[/HASHTAG] there was only the [HASHTAG]#wife cries over wasted life[/HASHTAG] .

 

[Toley Fart]

It began with Dembele. [HASHTAG]#aldo apoplectic with beel[/HASHTAG] couldn't handle it as the goals just kept coming. [HASHTAG]#aldo beat wife with jim duggan's 2x4[/HASHTAG] and as Stuart Armstrong ended the rout [HASHTAG]#then dab'd[/HASHTAG] there was only the [HASHTAG]#wife cries over wasted life[/HASHTAG] .

**** off ya fenian ****

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Meanwhile at NOT606's golf outing [HASHTAG]#mick drives off the tee in a lada[/HASHTAG] ,[HASHTAG]#fabio puts the dimples in golf balls[/HASHTAG] ,[HASHTAG]#mons son makes ball from leaves[/HASHTAG] and jiffy went to [HASHTAG]#gavin's special needs gym[/HASHTAG] .Back in the bar [HASHTAG]#mindy attacked child in rangers top + got doing[/HASHTAG] ,[HASHTAG]#tag papist pished in er's soup[/HASHTAG] and [HASHTAG]#grove took penis for packed lunch[/HASHTAG]

 

[GroveRanger]

Meanwhile at NOT606's golf outing [HASHTAG]#mick drives off the tee in a lada[/HASHTAG] ,[HASHTAG]#fabio puts the dimples in golf balls[/HASHTAG] ,[HASHTAG]#mons son makes ball from leaves[/HASHTAG] and jiffy went to [HASHTAG]#gavin's special needs gym[/HASHTAG] .Back in the bar [HASHTAG]#mindy attacked child in rangers top + got doing[/HASHTAG] ,[HASHTAG]#tag papist pished in er's soup[/HASHTAG] and [HASHTAG]#grove took penis for packed lunch[/HASHTAG]

Yay Menshy!! Hang on....

 

[Toby]

Yay Menshy!! Hang on....

 

[monacoger]

I´m soooooooooooo going to try and do one of these tomorrow it looks like fun

 

[Mick O'Toon]

I´m soooooooooooo going to try and do one of these tomorrow it looks like fun

Be on tenderhooks, very simple really

 

[Toley Fart]

[HASHTAG]#mindy thought rubik's cube was mocking him[/HASHTAG] so put a hit out on *****ger. Toby fancied earning some extra dough so [HASHTAG]#monny battered senseless by enraged hobo[/HASHTAG]
Monny was dead and GC went wild!
[HASHTAG]#kirung danced to fiddler's elbow[/HASHTAG] , [HASHTAG]#aldo drank paint stripper as his kids starved[/HASHTAG] , [HASHTAG]#tina drank baby blood to look trendy[/HASHTAG] [HASHTAG]#scan sang sash as jif nonced at special school[/HASHTAG] , [HASHTAG]#trev sang famine song whilst pounding mon's melt[/HASHTAG]

[HASHTAG]#he is a fenian bastard hahaha[/HASHTAG] shouted Barrie as the coffin lowered. [HASHTAG]#a whole oak tree for a coffin[/HASHTAG] questioned trev. [HASHTAG]#mon's head used as anchor for queen mary boat[/HASHTAG] said simon. Of course we need a whole oak.

 

[B-C]

Mon monny beat one out ffs

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Mon monny beat one out ffs

Even the forum simpo managed to get 1 out, took all day dough.

 

[monacoger]

I have just been told that Danny Welbeck's dad works in the army bomb disposal unit. His name is Stan...






****in yaaaaaaaassssssss, you ****s

 

[Toley Fart]

[HASHTAG]#darkie elders sniggered as mon presented tiddler[/HASHTAG]

 

[monacoger]

[HASHTAG]#darkie elders sniggered as mon presented tiddler[/HASHTAG]

^^^^ haha

 

[DevAdvocate]

[HASHTAG]#darkie elders sniggered as mon presented tiddler[/HASHTAG]

 

[DevAdvocate]

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