CopyPasta from Mags forum btw, not my own work
To the tune of 'that's amore'
When a girl hits the floor and it's not collymore, Andy Carroll,
When your glassed in the face by a mag with no pace, Andy Carroll,
When your cars set on fire, called a nob and a liar, Andy Carroll,
When your either in jail, hitting birds or on bail, Andy Carroll!