Andy Carroll Song

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CopyPasta from Mags forum btw, not my own work

To the tune of 'that's amore'

When a girl hits the floor and it's not collymore, Andy Carroll,
When your glassed in the face by a mag with no pace, Andy Carroll,
When your cars set on fire, called a nob and a liar, Andy Carroll,
When your either in jail, hitting birds or on bail, Andy Carroll!

They nicked that off us mate, we tried to get it going at West Brom away, and failed.

Sacriligous bastards, ha.
 
There's Only One Andy Carroll.
There's Only One Andy Carroll.
With A Ponytail and a Burned Out Car,
Andy Carroll is an Avatar....

thats my fave....
 
Haha, thats quality. I written a Darren Bent one just after his departure but 606 wouldnt let me post it.

Darren Bent is fast as lightening when he gets the money sight,
When he gets the cheque he will cash it quick,
The ****ing greedy prick