Off Topic Moaning bastard thread

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luvgonzo said:
I bin all ****e presents, worst last year was a smellies set deo and aftershave by some ****e brand like Old Spice.
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That's not bad in comparison to a magic tree (yes a car one) that my neighbour got me. She's old and obviously lost the plot. I told her not to bother this year, but she will.

I might stop cutting her lawn and taking her bins out if she ****s me over again.
 
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Skylarker said:
That's not bad in comparison to a magic tree (yes a car one) that my neighbour got me. She's old and obviously lost the plot. I told her not to bother this year, but she will.

I might stop cutting her lawn and taking her bins out if she ****s me over again.
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Just empty her bins out onto her lawn. Then she'll get the message.
 
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PISKIE said:
Just empty her bins out onto her lawn. Then she'll get the message.
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I would if I charged her, I'd end up with another hours work. I give my time to her for free and look at how she repays me <wah>
 
Skylarker said:
That's not bad in comparison to a magic tree (yes a car one) that my neighbour got me. She's old and obviously lost the plot. I told her not to bother this year, but she will.

I might stop cutting her lawn and taking her bins out if she ****s me over again.
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She obviously wants your car to smell nice and fresh for when you take her dogging.

Obvious <ok>
 
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Ex girlfriends who think it's acceptable to call you at 1pm when you've been on nights and wake you up for the most mundane reason.

****.
 
Choosing the wrong queue at the supermarket. You eye them up.....

*Till No2 has got an single mum with a trolley spilling over the top with frozen chicken nuggets - avoid.
*Till no 6 has got an old granny, true she's only got a basket full of Whiskers cat food and a victoria sponge, but you know that bitch is going to try and chat bollocks to the checkout operator for 20 mins about - avoid.
*Till No 4. A young family whose shopping has almost been bagged up, just a frozen pizza and peppa pig magazine to go through, but wait, you know those ****s will whip out loads of money off vouchers and then their ****ing christmas saving stamps card and take another 15 mins - avoid.
* Ah okay Till no 9, a single young woman, she's got a basket with a fancy ready meal and a bottle of wine, she'll be through in no time ....

Then just as you've joined that queue, then ****ing till operator decides it's time for her break 'Tracey ! I'm going on my break' and she ****s off just as you're about to get served. Then some spotty teenager finally rocks up, can't work his till and then needs to press the ****ing flashy red light because he can't legally sell you beer! <grr>

By that time all the other tills you swerved have seen half a dozen people go through them
 
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Crap bar staff! The ones where they serve anyone around their till but ignore everyone a foot either side. Or the ones who just ask 'Who's next?' and then it's a free for all... and some pikey who'd just got to the bar gets served first! A rare thing now someone says who the next person actually was....
 
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IslingtonKev said:
Crap bar staff! The ones where they serve anyone around their till but ignore everyone a foot either side. Or the ones who just ask 'Who's next?' and then it's a free for all... and some pikey who'd just got to the bar gets served first! A rare thing now someone says who the next person actually was....
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We still have manners up North mate.
 
Pointless technology.

Most technology is great but for some reason the missus bought these electric blinds which are quite cool and just open with a little remote thing but they're also meant to link up to some app so you can control them from anywwhere (why?) which I've been made to download. The things aren't linking to the app so some bloke is going around my flat trying to fix it. The remote control is literally half a yard from where I'm typing this and I never use the ****ing thing anyway.
 
Yeah I've got something similar. All the lights in my house can be controlled by a little remote (one for each room) which is pretty good when you are lying in bed or being a lazy **** and don't want to move to turn off/dim the lights. The main issue though is that the ****y lights get triggered by any other kind of remote (mainly the Sky one) so when you are scrolling down the movies or TV guide the lights are going ****ing mental.
 
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The Liebherr Legacy said:
Ex girlfriends who think it's acceptable to call you at 1pm when you've been on nights and wake you up for the most mundane reason.

****.
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Your own fault for letting her get away with it that first time she did it.

Me? Phone rings I look at who it is and put it back down. Next day text her...'Soz, was asleep'
 
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