Off Topic Your favourite swear word

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AKCJ

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Alright lads, what's your favourite swear word?

I reckon knobhead is a good one. Very versatile. I find myself calling people knobheads regularly.

I also like the word "git". A bit more family friendly.
 
****, because Southerners treat the word with a real reverence, it's use brings a gasp, and many consider it to be beyond the pale.

What's the difference between **** and twat? Never got it, so I enjoy using it for that reason alone.
 
The use of the word "git" would have resulted in your ears being clipped in our house when I was growing up.
 
**** is unbeatable for its versatility. Just look at the many examples of how the word can be used.


1. Greetings........."How the **** are ya?"

2. Fraud..............."I got ****ed by the car dealer."

3. Resignation......."Oh, **** it!"

4. Trouble............."I guess I'm ****ed now."

5. Aggression........."**** you!"

6. Disgust................"**** me."

7. Confusion............." What the ****....?"

8. Displeasure............"****ing **** man..."

9. Lost........................"Where the **** are we?"

10.Disbelief..............."Unfuckingbelievable!"

11.Retaliation............."Up your ****ing ass!"

12. Apathy................."Who really gives a ****?"

13. Suspicion............."Who the **** are you?"

14. Directions.............."**** off."

It can be maternal........"Motherfucker!"

It can be used to tell time......."It's four ****ing twenty!"

It can be used as an anatomical description............."He's a ****ing asshole."
 
We go and watch non-league football and the language from the terraces is hilarious and pretty vulgar (worse than PL football fans).

There were a couple of good ones at the weekend.

The opposition goalie was a ginger lad and he was wearing an orange kit so the fans behind the goal started shouting stuff like "you're a ****ing pumpkin you ****".

One also yelled at the right back "you're a penis".

"Penis" is an underused word at the football. "Prick" and "cock" are more common so it was nice to hear the use of the word "penis".
 
**** is unbeatable for its versatility. Just look at the many examples of how the word can be used.


1. Greetings........."How the **** are ya?"

2. Fraud..............."I got ****ed by the car dealer."

3. Resignation......."Oh, **** it!"

4. Trouble............."I guess I'm ****ed now."

5. Aggression........."**** you!"

6. Disgust................"**** me."

7. Confusion............." What the ****....?"

8. Displeasure............"****ing **** man..."

9. Lost........................"Where the **** are we?"

10.Disbelief..............."Unfuckingbelievable!"

11.Retaliation............."Up your ****ing ass!"

12. Apathy................."Who really gives a ****?"

13. Suspicion............."Who the **** are you?"

14. Directions.............."**** off."

It can be maternal........"Motherfucker!"

It can be used to tell time......."It's four ****ing twenty!"

It can be used as an anatomical description............."He's a ****ing asshole."

Wanting sex............'Want to ****?'


One of my favourite uses
 
I like to use the word "****" but think it needs to be preceded by the word "utter" for full effect.

"You're a ****."

"You're an utter ****."

The second one is definitely more powerful.

"He was being a ****."

"He was being an utter ****."

You see what I mean?
 
I like to use the word "****" but think it needs to be preceded by the word "utter" for full effect.

"You're a ****."

"You're an utter ****."

The second one is definitely more powerful.

"He was being a ****."

"He was being an utter ****."

You see what I mean?


Total **** is more superlative
 
I like to use the word "****" but think it needs to be preceded by the word "utter" for full effect.

"You're a ****."

"You're an utter ****."

The second one is definitely more powerful.

"He was being a ****."

"He was being an utter ****."

You see what I mean?
It being preceded with Stupid and ****ing is a powerful combo.
 
I like to use the word "****" but think it needs to be preceded by the word "utter" for full effect.

"You're a ****."

"You're an utter ****."

The second one is definitely more powerful.

"He was being a ****."

"He was being an utter ****."

You see what I mean?

I get you, would 'absolute' or 'Propa' work aswell?


I like 'Propa'
 
****er

I like ****er...everyone can be a ****a, my son, my ex's, my mates, my cat, my brothers, you.....everyone

I was about to make exactly the same post, Bruv!

How coincidental is that, you old ****er!

I like the "w" word, because everyone really is a ****er!

There are, of course, differing classes of ****er - from close mates, to true, dyed-in-the-wool, out-and-out ****ers (like Skiddy, for example) - so it's one of those words where the tone of voice and delivery are very important.