Off Topic Your favourite swear word
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The one that came to mind when I read this thread...
****
Also, git a swear word? Really?
****
Also, git a swear word? Really?
The one that came to mind when I read this thread...
****
**** off you cockheaded **** splash.
**** is unbeatable for its versatility. Just look at the many examples of how the word can be used.
1. Greetings........."How the **** are ya?"
2. Fraud..............."I got ****ed by the car dealer."
3. Resignation......."Oh, **** it!"
4. Trouble............."I guess I'm ****ed now."
5. Aggression........."**** you!"
6. Disgust................"**** me."
7. Confusion............." What the ****....?"
8. Displeasure............"****ing **** man..."
9. Lost........................"Where the **** are we?"
10.Disbelief..............."Unfuckingbelievable!"
11.Retaliation............."Up your ****ing ass!"
12. Apathy................."Who really gives a ****?"
13. Suspicion............."Who the **** are you?"
14. Directions.............."**** off."
It can be maternal........"Motherfucker!"
It can be used to tell time......."It's four ****ing twenty!"
It can be used as an anatomical description............."He's a ****ing asshole."
1. Greetings........."How the **** are ya?"
2. Fraud..............."I got ****ed by the car dealer."
3. Resignation......."Oh, **** it!"
4. Trouble............."I guess I'm ****ed now."
5. Aggression........."**** you!"
6. Disgust................"**** me."
7. Confusion............." What the ****....?"
8. Displeasure............"****ing **** man..."
9. Lost........................"Where the **** are we?"
10.Disbelief..............."Unfuckingbelievable!"
11.Retaliation............."Up your ****ing ass!"
12. Apathy................."Who really gives a ****?"
13. Suspicion............."Who the **** are you?"
14. Directions.............."**** off."
It can be maternal........"Motherfucker!"
It can be used to tell time......."It's four ****ing twenty!"
It can be used as an anatomical description............."He's a ****ing asshole."
We go and watch non-league football and the language from the terraces is hilarious and pretty vulgar (worse than PL football fans).
There were a couple of good ones at the weekend.
The opposition goalie was a ginger lad and he was wearing an orange kit so the fans behind the goal started shouting stuff like "you're a ****ing pumpkin you ****".
One also yelled at the right back "you're a penis".
"Penis" is an underused word at the football. "Prick" and "cock" are more common so it was nice to hear the use of the word "penis".
There were a couple of good ones at the weekend.
The opposition goalie was a ginger lad and he was wearing an orange kit so the fans behind the goal started shouting stuff like "you're a ****ing pumpkin you ****".
One also yelled at the right back "you're a penis".
"Penis" is an underused word at the football. "Prick" and "cock" are more common so it was nice to hear the use of the word "penis".
****er
I like ****er...everyone can be a ****a, my son, my ex's, my mates, my cat, my brothers, you.....everyone
I like ****er...everyone can be a ****a, my son, my ex's, my mates, my cat, my brothers, you.....everyone
I like to use the word "****" but think it needs to be preceded by the word "utter" for full effect.
"You're a ****."
"You're an utter ****."
The second one is definitely more powerful.
"He was being a ****."
"He was being an utter ****."
You see what I mean?
"You're a ****."
"You're an utter ****."
The second one is definitely more powerful.
"He was being a ****."
"He was being an utter ****."
You see what I mean?
H
Hoddle is a god
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I was about to make exactly the same post, Bruv!
How coincidental is that, you old ****er!
I like the "w" word, because everyone really is a ****er!
There are, of course, differing classes of ****er - from close mates, to true, dyed-in-the-wool, out-and-out ****ers (like Skiddy, for example) - so it's one of those words where the tone of voice and delivery are very important.