Introduce yourself to Elfsborg

This thread is now like 4Chan B-boards... Internet Uncensored. I like it

 

Now you are being silly.

 

You haven’t lived until you have experienced a rousing rendition of “Chrissy Powell’s Red and White Army” at 5.45am on a packed commuter train, as I have

#OperaticElfs

 

You should have been on the 19.39 from Chesterfield in April.

 

Wasn't there a train ride when you were abusing CAFC players going to see a concert at the O2 Arena?

 

Yes it was me, unless there was somebody else wearing a purple jacket that day!

I was NOT abusing them, Johnny Jackson can vouch for that.

 

The story I heard was that you were too drunk to remember what actually happened and that you were talking very loudly to them?

 

Nope, I remember it well.

But yes, I was a bit animated.

 

I believe there is a thread on the journey back.

 

@baraettmattesvensson

No sign of you on the Rattler this morning Elfs

Did you fall asleep in front of GILF Babestation last night?

 

On the 5.20

 

Why so early ?

Do they introduce the porn firewall in your workplace at 6am ?

 

Feelgood Friday lets you have free x-hamster for 15 minutes.

 

What ground are you hopping to tomorrow?

I doubt I will bother going to Fleetwood barring a last min change of mind

 

Double relief, x-hamster and not being exposed to your dreadful smurf suit.

 

See groundhoppers travel thread.

 

Judging by your appearance you are not wedged up enough to spend about £100 for a train ticket on the day.

Save your money and go down to Gunwharf Quays.

 

Elf you could buy a matching one to Royston's from here
https://www.rococlothing.co.uk/boys...MI7s2Y2YzK1gIVQxYbCh1chwr-EAQYAiABEgKpPfD_BwE
£22.99

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Ffs, that was trigger when he was a boy!

 

Not sure why the kid needs a 'comb over' at his age.