**** jokes thread
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I went out with an Indian bird once. She asked me for a facial and I came on the spot
There is a thin line between success and failure.
Its called Hadrian's wall
Its called Hadrian's wall
Dyslexia isn't fun as I once went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
Man goes into a pub and orders a packet of helicopter flavour crisps.
"Sorry mate we only have plain".
"Sorry mate we only have plain".
Farmer - I've just bred a chicken with 6 legs.
Neighbour - What do they taste like?
Farmer - Dunno, haven't caught one yet.
Neighbour - What do they taste like?
Farmer - Dunno, haven't caught one yet.
The Japanese have successfully crossed an octopus with a turkey, they are difficult to catch but everybody gets a leg.
Did you know the urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is always just a whim away?
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
Up his sleevies
I said to the wife, 'Good morning dear'
I always call her dear, it's the antlers...
I always call her dear, it's the antlers...
Been some top **** jokes shared..this thread has been a success
What do you call a woman between two posts
Annette
Annette
What do you call that tall thin bloke standing in front of the singer
Mike
Mike
What do you call someone with an IQ of 300
The Arsenal crowd
The Arsenal crowd
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