Straighter Announced!

[Spurlock]

We could probably do a full day of action packed entertainment here, sell tickets to all the otters who peep but don't contribute, we could get @monty987 on the cocktail bar and @Big Ern managing kiddies corner.

All for a good cause @Safc83 could do his knife throwing show.

@Spurlock could do security.

@Joe.. could ref cos he don't take no ****.

@Hoddle Is A God could offer helicopter rides to small groups.

@Ginger Marks could set up a Thai Whiskey tasting stall.

@Salad fingers could do the family orientated music

@Tobes and @petersaxton could provide running commentary.

@The Liebherr Legacy would be on nights and miss everything.

None of the fighters would show up though, which could scupper the deal.

I'll need some weed to get through this night

 

[Tobes]

I'll need some weed to get through this night

So will I, bring a sackful

 

[DerekTheMole]

Dunno mate.

Ask @Matth_2014

Is @Matth_2014 the commentator? I think he'd be great. He can live stream it on his YouTube channel

 

[Deleted #]

I'll need some weed to get through this night

 

[Deleted #]

Is @Matth_2014 the commentator? I think he'd be great. He can live stream it on his YouTube channel

Great shout

 

[Tel (they/them)]

So will I, bring a sackful

You'll probably need a spade and roll of duct tape too.

 

[Deleted #]

You'll probably need a spade and roll of duct tape too.

He'll need some help digging a hole for that fat ****

 

[Skylarker]

We could probably do a full day of action packed entertainment here, sell tickets to all the otters who peep but don't contribute, we could get @monty987 on the cocktail bar and @Big Ern managing kiddies corner.

All for a good cause @Safc83 could do his knife throwing show.

@Spurlock could do security.

@Joe.. could ref cos he don't take no ****.

@Hoddle Is A God could offer helicopter rides to small groups.

@Ginger Marks could set up a Thai Whiskey tasting stall.

@Salad fingers could do the family orientated music

@Tobes and @petersaxton could provide running commentary.

@The Liebherr Legacy would be on nights and miss everything.

None of the fighters would show up though, which could scupper the deal.

Yeah thx tel.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Yeah thx tel.

I had you down as a fighter on the undercard mate. You showed up, albeit a day late due to excess consumption of narcotics.

 

[Deleted #]

After my display, I'm going to drag @Big Ern out of kiddies corner and stick him to the wall with, yes you guessed it, a knife through the throat.

 

[luvgonzo]

Looks like I dodged the whole fight thing, nice one @Skylarker

 

[Blueman]

Next up...

@Blueman vs @luvgonzo

Nah too old now mate. Back in the day I would have done any **** on here though.

 

[Skylarker]

Nah too old now mate. Back in the day I would have done any **** on here though.

Yeah okaaay.

 

[luvgonzo]

Nah too old now mate. Back in the day I would have done any **** on here though.

Except me.

 

[Skylarker]

Looks like I dodged the whole fight thing, nice one @Skylarker

Yeah all good. Quite enjoy a tear up if I'm honest.

 

[Tobes]

Nah too old now mate. Back in the day I would have done any **** on here though.

i'd have had you with my working knife ya kant

 

[Blueman]

Yeah okaaay.

 

[Libby]

Sky's a **** anyway.

The poll doesn't lie

 

[Blueman]

Except me.

Yeah fair shout mate.

 

[luvgonzo]

Where would I be back in the day in all this ****? Honestly if you are really a hard **** you'd have me and I took many a kicking as I didn't back down. If you're a mouth then I'd have you because I was one of these annoying ****ers that kept coming back even though I was ****ed up.

Now? I have a lung desease, I'm a bit overweight, heading towards 45 and I'D HAVE ALL YOU ****S!