The nearly thread.

[Commachio]

Obviously gotta start with.

Slippy G nearly getting a prem medal.

Chelsea...nearly getting Barkley.

Klusta and Redorder...nearly getting their stories correct.

Hiag.. Nearly getting to Vegas (blackpool is near enough)

Spurs..nearly winning the title (but blew it)

Penelope Cruz...nearly answered one of my sextexts.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Obviously gotta start with.

Slippy G nearly getting a prem medal.

Chelsea...nearly getting Barkley.

Klusta and Redorder...nearly getting their stories correct.

Hiag.. Nearly getting to Vegas (blackpool is near enough)

Spurs..nearly winning the title (but blew it) Twice

Penelope Cruz...nearly answered one of my sextexts.

fixed

 

[Commachio]

fixed

Ha. That should kick it off nicely.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Ha. That should kick it off nicely.

Just doing my bit for the perpetual bridesmaids. < ok>

 

[Commachio]

Hiag nearly losing his virginity to a female.

 

[Commachio]

Newcastle.. Nearly winning the league (12point advantage)

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Hiag nearly losing his virginity to a female.

He lost that to his mate Rupert at boarding school but now has a jizz sock to compensate.

 

[Commachio]

He lost that to his mate Rupert at boarding school but now has a jizz sock to compensate.

Hence nearly.

 

[NSIS]

I nearly responded to Skiddy's piss poor wumming. But after the way his lot have been left at the altar over the last couple of days, I thought I'd be the more charitable.

 

[The Prime Minister]

Remainers nearly winning, but you did not

 

[NSIS]

Remaners nearly winning, but you did not

Looks like we'll have to reman then...

 

[luvgonzo]

Sunderland nearly staying in the PL?

No that effort would count as nearly.

 

[luvgonzo]

Coutinho nearly going to Barca.

luvgonzo nearly ****ing himself when he realised the Spanish window is still open.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

I nearly responded to Skiddy's piss poor wumming. But after the way his lot have been left at the altar over the last couple of days, I thought I'd be the more charitable.

You just have you easy old tart.
Ps. If I was less charitable I'd post a Bell type fishing net.

 

[Commachio]

John Terry nearly not rubbing himself against a team mates girlfriend.

 

[NSIS]

You just have you easy old tart.
Ps. If I was less charitable I'd post a Bell type fishing net.

Oh, come on...not the old claim a Wum trick....surely you can do better than that...?

 

[Commachio]

Oh, come on...not the old claim a Wum trick....surely you can do better than that...?

@Ginger Marks nearly not wum spurs fans

 

[FosseFilberto]

Remainers nearly winning, but you did not

Brexiters nearly dictating favourable exit terms ...

Strike that ...nowhere near ... now or ever

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Oh, come on...not the old claim a Wum trick....surely you can do better than that...?

I just planted the mine you went a stood on it the silly old sod.

 

[Spurlock]

Chelsea nearly signing Llorente