The nearly thread.

Obviously gotta start with.

Slippy G nearly getting a prem medal.

Chelsea...nearly getting Barkley.

Klusta and Redorder...nearly getting their stories correct.

Hiag.. Nearly getting to Vegas (blackpool is near enough)

Spurs..nearly winning the title (but blew it)

Penelope Cruz...nearly answered one of my sextexts.

 

fixed

 

Ha. That should kick it off nicely.

 

Just doing my bit for the perpetual bridesmaids. < ok>

 

Hiag nearly losing his virginity to a female.

 

Newcastle.. Nearly winning the league (12point advantage)

 

He lost that to his mate Rupert at boarding school but now has a jizz sock to compensate.

 

Hence nearly.

 

I nearly responded to Skiddy's piss poor wumming. But after the way his lot have been left at the altar over the last couple of days, I thought I'd be the more charitable.

 

Remainers nearly winning, but you did not

 

Looks like we'll have to reman then...

 

Sunderland nearly staying in the PL?

No that effort would count as nearly.

 

Coutinho nearly going to Barca.

luvgonzo nearly ****ing himself when he realised the Spanish window is still open.

 

You just have you easy old tart.
Ps. If I was less charitable I'd post a Bell type fishing net.

 

John Terry nearly not rubbing himself against a team mates girlfriend.

 

Oh, come on...not the old claim a Wum trick....surely you can do better than that...?

 

@Ginger Marks nearly not wum spurs fans

 

Brexiters nearly dictating favourable exit terms ...

Strike that ...nowhere near ... now or ever

 

I just planted the mine you went a stood on it the silly old sod.

 

Chelsea nearly signing Llorente