Transfer Rumours Transfer Rumours thread

[LuisDiazgamechanger]

We have so many games to play, OX is going to play
.

 

[organic red]

cn i just check i have this right
we have signed Oxlade- Chamberlain for £35m which may rise to £40m even though he only has 1 year left on his contract ?

oh & he is a bit meh.

Pah so that is what all the excitement of last 72 hours has come to ....................shuffles off to practise my MITO impersonation

Yeah its a lot of money but is it really when you look around and see £100m or £200m being spent. Probably par for the course everything
considered.

 

[organic red]

We have so many games to play, OX is going to play
.

Yep, we might be playing 60 games this season so he will see plenty of football

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

unless it is circa £20m they had our trousers down big time.

Its on ja606 as a full article if interested

Its virtually a barca bid its that bad.

 

[Ivan Dobsky]

It is a cat and mouse game, Southampton do not want to keep unhappy player, Liverpool do not want to pay over the odds.

Your money's always got to be on the cat in this contest. I mean the mouse has speed and agility and a piercing squeak, but it's fondness for cheese and a 100 to 1 weight disadvantage means that the cat has the edge, imo. Unless the cat upsets Spike the dog by inadvertently injuring his boy, you've always got to be putting that down as a feline home win on your coupon.

 

[Solid Air 2]

Thank goodness, someone calling him Chamberlain and not the Ox.

err excuse me but i went to the trouble of calling him Oxlade-Chamberain though admittedly i was bitching about the signing at the time

 

[RogerisontheHunt]

Thank goodness, someone calling him Chamberlain and not the Ox.

I'm fine with people using Ox, think we can do without using The Ox

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

Your money's always got to be on the cat in this contest. I mean the mouse has speed and agility and a piercing squeak, but it's fondness for cheese and a 100 to 1 weight disadvantage means that the cat has the edge, imo. Unless the cat upsets Spike the dog by inadvertently injuring his boy, you've always got to be putting that down as a feline home win on your coupon.

Ermmmm. Ive never seen the cat ever win ever... like never ever has the cat won over that mouse... ever.. not even when they were musketeers

 

[Ivan Dobsky]

Apparently VVD has been promised the captainancy if he joins ...

He'd be our future captain anyway, imo.

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

I'm fine with people using Ox, think we can do without using The Ox

Is Le ox better?

 

[RogerisontheHunt]

Is Le ox better?

Well no cause he's not French

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

Well no cause he's not French

Hes virtually french.......

 

[Ivan Dobsky]

Ermmmm. Ive never seen the cat ever win ever... like never ever has the cat won over that mouse... ever.. not even when they were musketeers

Don't be ridiculous - that's a bloody cartoon! Get with the ****ing programme now - when was the last time a pet mouse brought home a cat and left it on the the doormat as a gift for its owner? D'uh!

 

[luvgonzo]

He's good squad player, happy enough with the signing.

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

Don't be ridiculous - that's a bloody cartoon! Get with the ****ing programme now - when was the last time a pet mouse brought home a cat and left it on the the doormat as a gift for its owner? D'uh!

Pet mice dont do gifts.

They are mean ****ers. Thats why we have pet snakes.

 

[Ivan Dobsky]

Pet mice dont do gifts.

They are mean ****ers. Thats why we have pet snakes.

Then I'd get a pet *****ose.

 

[johnsonsbaby]

err excuse me but i went to the trouble of calling him Oxlade-Chamberain though admittedly i was bitching about the signing at the time

I'm fine with people using Ox, think we can do without using The Ox

Well when typing you want to go for minimum fuss so it has to be shortened [ I will go with AOC to accompany TAA] but I can already hear fans calling him Ox or the Ox on that - after the game, ask the fans youtube thingy - that people post on here

 

[saintanton]

I think another reason Alex Oxlade-chamberlain decided to come to Liverpool is, we have ex Southampton players they were all together
in the youth team at Southampton.

Ffs Drids, don't get 'em started again.

 

[Ivan Dobsky]

Seriously, a couple of Jack Russels. They'd kick the **** out of the mouse, the cat, the snake and a nest of rats all thrown in together .Truly mean bastards.

 

[saintanton]

C'mon Greez, what have you got against Mo Salah? Spill the beans. In only a handful of games I think he's done a lot better than average.

He's got too much hair.