Graziano's got a TV show! Okay, well his Hungarian supermodel partner does, but he's in it loads. It's a YouTube series, and here it is...
Our dog is called Spit. Calling him Spot was just too corny. We call him Spit because he is a phlegmatic little bugger.
I was resigned to losing once I saw the team. Always possible that we would sneak through, but was not to be. Will be a blow to those players just outside the usual starting eleven as chances of a game are reduced. We haven't got a squad that you can freely rotate....Mauricio will probably have to play 11 out of 15/16 possibles ..and most of the starting 11 could be picked by a vaguely observant seven year old.
According to talkSport, the Russian directors of Bournemouth have all resigned and gone back to Russia.....strange!
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/birmingham-eye-watering-striker-loan-11060633 Birmingham are paying us 1.2 million/yr for Sam Gallagher.
What can Mauricio be thinking....praising Forster. Doesn't he know that shouting abuse will be far more effective.
Maya has signed a new contract with his agency and thanks them for helping him with the new contract at Southampton.
You might remember the nice story about Boufal stopping his car and chatting to a young lad with Boufal on his shirt. Hugo arranged for him to come backstage and meet his hero again.
Match where Schneiderlin scored two goals in his first match after his meltdown. He succeeded in remaining serious after his first goal, but the team cuddled a smile out of him after his second goal.
Yes, there was the sense that Morgan was still in the mood of 'I'm still not enjoying this, you know', but after his second one went in it was all, 'aw shucks, I love you guys'. I think Graziano keeps a straight face as a joke, after he scored.
