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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Aug 25, 2017.

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Who wins?

  1. Custard

    23.1%
  2. Redroar

    7.7%
  3. It wont happen but we'll all have a lovey picninc

    76.9%
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  1. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Is it going to be streamed live, as it will be either:
    a fight of epic proportions with blood and gore
    or
    a no show ****ing bore


    I am torn who I want to win, Kustard seems to be a genuine **** of the highest order, and redorder (is he really UIR who was also a ****) I don't care enough about
     
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  2. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    The cocksucker still hasn't explained why he wants a fight.

    Early start tomorrow. Hope he's washed and ironed his best skiddies. He's going to be chewing them soon.
     
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  3. DerekTheMole

    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    You do seem to have a bit of an obsession with making him eat his soiled underwear...
     
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  4. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Anybody know whether it's to be 8oz gloves or standard Marigolds? :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Are you black by any chance?
     
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  6. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Ding Dong

    Picture evidence of location required and if any blood splattered we would like a photo of the winner proudly stood over the defeated with one foot on his chest arms folded and a big smile or I'm calling bullshit...and as you know we don't do bullshit on this forum so there may well be repercussions.
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Calling handbags on this one.
    What sort of prick offers somebody out for a fight on an internet forum ?
    <rofl>
     
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  8. NSIS

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    Kustard is the answer. He's offered out half the people on the politics thread. Including Stan about 5-6 times...
     
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  9. Number 1 Jasper

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    Quite sad really . I mean disagreements and all that yeah , but looking for a fight ?
     
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  10. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Is it today? I thought it was part of the Mayweather/Mad Ginger Bloke undercard?

    My guess is both of them fail to show, claiming they got their days mixed up (McGregor and Kusturd).
     
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    They'll be taking their tops off now and throwing them to the floor



    Then they'll climb into bed and finish each other off
     
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    9am apparently
     
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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Shut it y'twat or I'll smash you up!

    No news then? We had a promise of an early KO.

    @The Prime Minister @redorder
     
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    They'll be sharing a post coital cigarette about now.
     
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  15. One of the lads

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    Where are you?
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    No sign of the coward. I met a guy called Raymond Gillett who said that it sounded like someone who does some freelance work for him.
     
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  18. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Custard called out.
     
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    Take a picture and upload to prove you turned up.

    Respect <ok>
     
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  20. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I'm imagining this at the moment...

    Redorder. Hiya mate, do you know the Prime Minister?
    Man on the street. Yeah mate I do some freelance work for him. (Walks away quickly)
     
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