Philippe Coutinho to Barcelona

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It's not my fault you need everything explained to you.

Nobody else got confused by it.


As I never travelled on a school bus, I wouldn't have any idea what the connotations are of sitting at the front.

I'm sure it's hysterically funny, though..
 
I wasn't referring to the school bus comment, I just asked that to ascertain whether you'd always been a div kid.


No, mate. FYI, played rugby for the first XV of one of the top grammar schools in London. Went on to university, and left with a degree in music.

Just because not everybody grabs what you perceive as humour, you shouldn't make idiotic assumptions.
 
No, mate. FYI, played rugby for the first XV of one of the top grammar schools in London. Went on to university, and left with a degree in music.

Just because not everybody grabs what you perceive as humour, you shouldn't make idiotic assumptions.

You should have learned what an assumption is at this top grammar school surely?
 
You should have learned what an assumption is at this top grammar school surely?

Yes, and you're making one.

I could wonder if you've always been a smart arse, rude and arrogant tosser. But then it would be me making assumptions.
 
Yes, and you're making one.

I could wonder if you've always been a smart arse, rude and arrogant tosser. But then it would be me making assumptions.

It was a question.

We've been here before anyway, soon you'll start calling me pedantic because I've not conformed to your script of how to debate like a boring ****, then you'll claim you're off for a swim yet carry on chatting **** at me for the next 4 hours.

Let's just cut the middle bit out and agree that you didn't get the tone of what I said and we can move on.
 
Simon Mignolet - type of nigga to ask for the time with a gold Rolex on his wrist.

Not.
 
It was a question.

We've been here before anyway, soon you'll start calling me pedantic because I've not conformed to your script of how to debate like a boring ****, then you'll claim you're off for a swim yet carry on chatting **** at me for the next 4 hours.

Let's just cut the middle bit out and agree that you didn't get the tone of what I said and we can move on.
Tsk tsk. There you go making assumptions again!

Yes, As far as I'm concerned it's you that the boring ****.

And yes, you are pedantic. Very.