Philippe Coutinho to Barcelona

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Astro should be made thread moderator.

 

Ah, northern 'humour', I assume?

Well, er, yes...very witty, I'm sure.

 

It's not my fault you need everything explained to you.

Nobody else got confused by it.

 

As I never travelled on a school bus, I wouldn't have any idea what the connotations are of sitting at the front.

I'm sure it's hysterically funny, though..

 

I wasn't referring to the school bus comment, I just asked that to ascertain whether you'd always been a div kid.

 

No, mate. FYI, played rugby for the first XV of one of the top grammar schools in London. Went on to university, and left with a degree in music.

Just because not everybody grabs what you perceive as humour, you shouldn't make idiotic assumptions.

 

All I know is I sat at the back of the bus smoking ganja, taking the piss out of likkle youts.

Never sat at the front. Repz on the line innit.

 

I drove the mother ****ing bus from the age of 11 to 15. I owned that mother ****er.

Actually it was a lease deal.

 

You should have learned what an assumption is at this top grammar school surely?

 

Hence your gaydo love for Jose and all things bus.

 

Did you watch the bus yesterday?

 

Yeah the wheels haven't fallen off yet.

 

Yes, and you're making one.

I could wonder if you've always been a smart arse, rude and arrogant tosser. But then it would be me making assumptions.

 

It was a question.

We've been here before anyway, soon you'll start calling me pedantic because I've not conformed to your script of how to debate like a boring ****, then you'll claim you're off for a swim yet carry on chatting **** at me for the next 4 hours.

Let's just cut the middle bit out and agree that you didn't get the tone of what I said and we can move on.

 

Delle Alli - type of nigga to wait for the bus then not get on it.

 

Harry Kane - type of nigga to have to repeat where he wants to go to the bus driver 8 times before taking a seat at the front.

 

Simon Mignolet - type of nigga to ask for the time with a gold Rolex on his wrist.

Not.

 

Tsk tsk. There you go making assumptions again!

Yes, As far as I'm concerned it's you that the boring ****.

And yes, you are pedantic. Very.

 

Danny Rose - type of broke ass nigga who has to walk to work