Off Topic The average toolbox.
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I remember at uni making a case that I could kill someone with a roll up filter, people laughed but I knew. May have been stoned at the time.
Was that the film where a bloke burned a Jap lasses eye out with a welding torch?
I'm sure its in one of Ludlum's Jason Bourne's books that he kills someone with a rolled up chocolate bar or sweet wrapper.
Cable tied my mate to a signpost in Leeds - arms and legs! then stripped him down to his boxers and left him there (Stag do shenanigans)Plastic handcuffs.
He hasn't forgiven us yet I don't think!!
Never, ever put your japs eye on a blow torch.
Charlie says..........
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Charlie says..........
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Nylon tie wraps Billy, never leave home without them.
My whole life is held together with the little fellas .....
....... we fix endless things on our mad holidays with them, use them to repair the van and in our 'games'.
My idea of 'courting', when I was younger, was a bottle of chloroform and a pocket of my little nylon friends ..... never failed
On the dark side, the bigger ones are handy to restrain someone, if they're a little uppity, or to pull tightly round their necks if they get out of hand.
I'd recommend them to the board
Your points are duly noted Smug.Nylon tie wraps Billy, never leave home without them.
My whole life is held together with the little fellas .....
....... we fix endless things on our mad holidays with them, use them to repair the van and in our 'games'.
My idea of 'courting', when I was younger, was a bottle of chloroform and a pocket of my little nylon friends ..... never failed
On the dark side, the bigger ones are handy to restrain someone, if they're a little uppity, or to pull tightly round their necks if they get out of hand.
I'd recommend them to the board
Your points are duly noted Smug.
Errr right, thanks Billy ....... you're not in charge of some kind of register are you
No mate but if any of us was a copper we could nail a few on here I reckon.Errr right, thanks Billy ....... you're not in charge of some kind of register are you
Amongst the things in my garage, lies my old scouts knife.
I went and bought this myself when I was about ten, over 60 years ago.
Having a sheath knife strapped to your belt was part of the uniform then.
It's a bit smaller now due to sharpening, and it's mainly used for scraping dried paint off the screwdriver that I use as a stirrer.
I suppose I should hand it in, but nostalgia is a funny thing.