When was the last time you saw a butt plug kick a ****ing football?
Chelsea's last home game I think
Sunderland board v Newcastle board
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Chelsea's last home game I think
Not everyone who has a job posts a pic of their gaffers house though tbf like.
I'll **** off now and leave you to it, as I've seen your forearms
Not everyone who has a job posts a pic of their gaffers house though tbf like.
I'll **** off now and leave you to it, as I've seen your forearms
No, please stay around and amuse everyone with your 3 year old jokes ...... and keep posting those laughing faces to convince yourself you're funny.
The photo was posted for a specific reason, absolutely **** all to do with the likes of you.
Just read your edit, can't knock it fella, nice lifestyle and if you enjoy it to boot then it's a right result
The poolhouse comment is a bad assumption though
Just read your edit, can't knock it fella, nice lifestyle and if you enjoy it to boot then it's a right result
The poolhouse comment is a bad assumption though
I take your point and it's reasonable tbh.
However, consider the poolhouse, pool and grounds as an entity.
It's a 2 bedroom affair with everything you'd want, a view over the lake and a tennis court.
Me and Mrs Smug spend weekends there because it's wonderful and the views are much better than ours.
Pop down
Unfortunately not...simmered down....there's the standard Hiag/Piskie ting taking place on the 'Perez' thread if you bored at work mate
Or you could throw some bombs yourself
Unfortunately not...simmered down....there's the standard Hiag/Piskie ting taking place on the 'Perez' thread if you bored at work mate
Or you could throw some bombs yourself
Yeah I saw after I posted it it calmed down.
Not sure I'm that bored for that bollocks
Not everyone who has a job posts a pic of their gaffers house though tbf like.
I'll **** off now and leave you to it, as I've seen your forearms
As I said, a lot of us know each other on a face to face basis. Must people generally aren't interested in the personal details of complete strangers so it it only causes a problem/issue/ to the odd complete sad bastard tbf like.
Smug has never professed to own it though. He's always been clear it's work, it's job he's enjoying and given he knows so many people posting on here on a personal real life basis, he often talks about it. Sammy doesn't know him though. So why is Sammy so obsessed with his job? Oh yeah, he's a sad sack with notepad listing the personal details of strangers who he'll never meet. Answered my own question there, nevermind.
Just realised mate, the flag on the flagpole at the front of the house is the old Durham one, blue & yellow.
Dunno if you can enlarge it but it's a great flag.
My family are from Durham so that flag means a lot to me.
Here's my house lads. I'm coming clean too. My footman took it from the back of my horse drawn carriage. If you squint you can see me and Nicole Kidman eating KP Skips.
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hmmm ..a public bin in a private property?
i'm calling bullshit on this one Sammy boy, almost had me
I used to work for a well known family that would pay for trips for me and my mates to go all over the world, horse riding, skiing, walking etc.
I lived in the grounds of one of their many big houses, where my main job was just to be there and look good for visitors.
You can't see my place on the picture, but you can just make out the main house in the background.
I lived in the grounds of one of their many big houses, where my main job was just to be there and look good for visitors.
You can't see my place on the picture, but you can just make out the main house in the background.
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Love the new windows Sammy, however I think mine has a certain " je ne sais quoi"
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Have you downsized Jim?
Your last house was 10000 bedrooms wasn't it with a rooftop airport?
Okay I lied. I have a pool house with 72 bedrooms and a complimentary hooker in each one. And free KP Skips for life. If you look to the left you can just see my butler bringing the Skips out for me and Nic.