This does really piss me off, how can they offer him anything when we haven't given them permission to speak, what they can pay him is actually totally irrelevant until such time as they meet our valuation.
Not to worry TLF, just another embarrassing case of premature ejaculation from Everton.
Maybe we should issue a little release of our own, just to remind them that they will have to buy him first and then they can bash off all they want about how much they are willing to pour Siggys way.
All this scouser ****ing over Siggy has made Everton blind to the obvious though, which is that, there ARE better options out there for them. Better players can be bought for less than £50m.
Every one with a brain has to be asking, why hasn't Everton looked at Nacer Chadli? or Jonathan Viera themselves? . Both are very good players, both are up for grabs, both are considerably cheaper than £50m. Everton have ****ed themselves blind and that's their problem. Why haven't they looked at any other player? because they're twats, that's why.
They can not see the most obvious solution available to them, the way out of all the embarrassment they are facing. Its so easy too, all they need do is simply look for another player, a cheaper option. By continuing their pursuit of Sigurdsson all they are doing is showing everyone what MONUMENTAL TWATS they are.
If we do sign Viera though, or his like, then everything changes and quickly. We'll drop Siggy like a tepid turd, wash our hands of him for £40m, we'll remove Evertons nose from our a-hole and we'll get on with preparing for the season ahead.
Sing it boys and girls, sing it loud...............
Everton are ****ers
Everton are ****ers
nah nah nah nahhhh
nah nah nah nahhhh.................repeat ad infinitum............
