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No point having a huge schlong that ain't getting polished

Little and oft used I can live with

Have you ever met a girl?

You'll notice a few changes from your old ways, girls are out of bounds until they are women, and then only with their freely given consent.
 
Why get angry at all? That's just negative and wasted energy.

Why let something that doesn't exist bother you so much?

I've never seen Extra terrestrial life, I believe they exist hence my interest in them. I don't believe Lizard people exist, hence my lack of interest in them.
 
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Why let something that doesn't exist bother you so much?

I've never seen Extra terrestrial life, I believe they exist hence my interest in them. I don't believe in Lizard people, hence my lack of interest in them.

Things that don't exist don't bother me, neither do things that do.

I'm not an atheist, so you can't mean god, so I'm not really sure which nothing you're talking about this time, but it does seem to be your normal position.
 
Things that don't exist don't bother me, neither do things that do.

I'm not an atheist, so you can't mean god, so I'm not really sure which nothing you're talking about this time, but it does seem to be your normal position.

@Spurlock he keeps repeating this and not a single **** was given

Remember my Kylie's ass theory?
 
No you <laugh>

[HASHTAG]#raging[/HASHTAG]

I'm sorry it makes you rage, but I'll decline your advice this time. Feel free to go ahead without me, but as your goal seems to be to prove your limitations, I think it's fair to say you achieved that days ago. Credit where it's due ad all that.
 
You had to google that. <doh>

As you said I am a pleasant chap and like to help those who don't know certain concepts with dictionary definitions

I was going to go with woman but it said "adult human female" and I didn't want to confuse you with 3 dictionary definitions
 
I'm sorry it makes you rage, but I'll decline your advice this time. Feel free to go ahead without me, but as your goal seems to be to prove your limitations, I think it's fair to say you achieved that days ago. Credit where it's due ad all that.

*and
 
As you said I am a pleasant chap and like to help those who don't know certain concepts with dictionary definitions

I was going to go with woman but it said "adult human female" and I didn't want to confuse you with 3 dictionary definitions

It's good you're trying to empathise, but your general confusion and need for a dictionary is probably the wrong focus.
 
It's good you're trying to empathise, but your general confusion and need for a dictionary is probably the wrong focus.

Oh I don't know, your difficulty in understanding basic English and helping you along with it is a worthwhile cause imho