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  1. DMD

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    You'll notice a few changes from your old ways, girls are out of bounds until they are women, and then only with their freely given consent.
     
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  2. Spurlock

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    How do you get angry with something you don't believe exists?

    <laugh>
     
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    In the words of Richie benaud

    Problems there

    Eh lad?
     
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  4. DMD

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    Why get angry at all? That's just negative and wasted energy.
     
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  5. DMD

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    Yes, there are a few things you'll have problems with initially.
     
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    True

    Much better to conserve energy and stay awake to post on the internet eh lad?
     
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  7. Spurlock

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    Why let something that doesn't exist bother you so much?

    I've never seen Extra terrestrial life, I believe they exist hence my interest in them. I don't believe Lizard people exist, hence my lack of interest in them.
     
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    Aye how to tell the Missus

    Oops sorry

    missus
    ˈmɪsəz/
    noun
    1. informal
      a person's wife.
     
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  9. DMD

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    Things that don't exist don't bother me, neither do things that do.

    I'm not an atheist, so you can't mean god, so I'm not really sure which nothing you're talking about this time, but it does seem to be your normal position.
     
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    It sounds silly to me, but if it works for you, go for it.
     
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    You had to google that. <doh>
     
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    @Spurlock he keeps repeating this and not a single **** was given

    Remember my Kylie's ass theory?
     
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    No you <laugh>

    #raging
     
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  14. DMD

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    I'm sorry it makes you rage, but I'll decline your advice this time. Feel free to go ahead without me, but as your goal seems to be to prove your limitations, I think it's fair to say you achieved that days ago. Credit where it's due ad all that.
     
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    As you said I am a pleasant chap and like to help those who don't know certain concepts with dictionary definitions

    I was going to go with woman but it said "adult human female" and I didn't want to confuse you with 3 dictionary definitions
     
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  16. DMD

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    Oh do tell. So, Kylie had a donkey. What came next...


    I'll leave you the easy line.
     
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    *and
     
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  18. DMD

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    It's good you're trying to empathise, but your general confusion and need for a dictionary is probably the wrong focus.
     
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    My apologies for the total confusion that must have caused you, but how fortunate you still had the dictionary.
     
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    Oh I don't know, your difficulty in understanding basic English and helping you along with it is a worthwhile cause imho
     
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