World war 3

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MIGHTY said:
Can you fooking Adam and Eve it <doh>
Just had the J Ws walk in the door, poor fookers, not the right time to be trying to pump religion down my neck I gotta tell ya, they got the wrath wont be back in a hurry think I scared the ****e out of them <laugh>
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I usually invite them in, but say they've only got 5 mins as the strippers are about to arrive for the orgy. Never fails, and their faces are a picture. :D
 
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Whitejock said:
I usually invite them in, but say they've only got 5 mins as the strippers are about to arrive for the orgy. Never fails, and their faces are a picture. :D
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You are missing a trick there. I'd mention the above but then pretend to have misheard who they were and tell them to get their kit off and be ready for the action
 
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Whitejock said:
They're usually blokes, aren't they? <yikes><yikes><yikes><yikes><yikes>
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Yep usually

Mind you if they are anything like the Mormons the women are far scarier .... was in Salt Lake City and went into a visitor centre/museum - 2 cracking lookers came over and as soon as I started talking to them I was desperately trying to get away - frightening (not joking I mean it)
 
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2020VisionofLeeds said:
Yep usually

Mind you if they are anything like the Mormons the women are far scarier .... was in Salt Lake City and went into a visitor centre/museum - 2 cracking lookers came over and as soon as I started talking to them I was desperately trying to get away - frightening (not joking I mean it)
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I just wonder if it's all a front. I met Marie Osmond earlier this year, and absolutely nothing will convince me that she's not as dirty as hell
 
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WW 3 was this morning .....after I woke up hung over after walking home late while leaving my wife's car at a buddy's place ..... including artillery fire reining down around me ... soup cans , pots .I sent up the white flag but it took heavy fire . I'm in big trouble for at least a week . Best behavior stuff
 
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2020VisionofLeeds said:
Onto WWIII - Unless you're a dick you'd want to **** these people over

The issue is what exactly would you do? Because anyone can rant on an Internet forum. So, you are in charge of the country, what would you - really - do, and would it work.

Before you answer, remember the following - there's about 2.8m muslims in the UK. There are (I think, from memory) 3000 of them being actively monitored and about 25k 'of interest' which will contain a big range of people, some not a threat at all some very much a potential threat.
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just think how much the country and government would save each year if instead of watching 3000 muslims activly monitoring and 25,000 of interest they took away their passports and deported them to the country they are wanting to do evil work for and when they get there put them in prison to serve a sentance of treason against the uk and talking to terrorists , also go 1 step further and deport their immediate family thats brothers sisters mother and father and anyone else in the family that we have evidence against even if they are guilty or not THIS is so it makes the son or daughter that is thinking of committing these acts of terror that they better not do it or their whole family will be deported once they are deported then the houses and property they have should be sold and the money raised should be given to the victims , doing all this would save the uk millions of pounds a year also !!!
 
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sniffer1 said:
just think how much the country and government would save each year if instead of watching 3000 muslims activly monitoring and 25,000 of interest they took away their passports and deported them to the country they are wanting to do evil work for and when they get there put them in prison to serve a sentance of treason against the uk and talking to terrorists , also go 1 step further and deport their immediate family thats brothers sisters mother and father and anyone else in the family that we have evidence against even if they are guilty or not THIS is so it makes the son or daughter that is thinking of committing these acts of terror that they better not do it or their whole family will be deported once they are deported then the houses and property they have should be sold and the money raised should be given to the victims , doing all this would save the uk millions of pounds a year also !!!
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SnIfFeR for UK President<applause>
 
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