World war 3

I usually invite them in, but say they've only got 5 mins as the strippers are about to arrive for the orgy. Never fails, and their faces are a picture.

 

You are missing a trick there. I'd mention the above but then pretend to have misheard who they were and tell them to get their kit off and be ready for the action

 

JUST SO LONG AS THEY DON'T TAKE YOU UP ON IT..........

 

They're usually blokes, aren't they?

 

Yep usually

Mind you if they are anything like the Mormons the women are far scarier .... was in Salt Lake City and went into a visitor centre/museum - 2 cracking lookers came over and as soon as I started talking to them I was desperately trying to get away - frightening (not joking I mean it)

 

I just wonder if it's all a front. I met Marie Osmond earlier this year, and absolutely nothing will convince me that she's not as dirty as hell

 

Perhaps that's what frightened me. Something did for sure

 

WW 3 was this morning .....after I woke up hung over after walking home late while leaving my wife's car at a buddy's place ..... including artillery fire reining down around me ... soup cans , pots .I sent up the white flag but it took heavy fire . I'm in big trouble for at least a week . Best behavior stuff

 

just think how much the country and government would save each year if instead of watching 3000 muslims activly monitoring and 25,000 of interest they took away their passports and deported them to the country they are wanting to do evil work for and when they get there put them in prison to serve a sentance of treason against the uk and talking to terrorists , also go 1 step further and deport their immediate family thats brothers sisters mother and father and anyone else in the family that we have evidence against even if they are guilty or not THIS is so it makes the son or daughter that is thinking of committing these acts of terror that they better not do it or their whole family will be deported once they are deported then the houses and property they have should be sold and the money raised should be given to the victims , doing all this would save the uk millions of pounds a year also !!!

 

SnIfFeR for UK President

 

if they did make me president i would take a leaf from president trumps book as he is doing it the right way

 

You'd definitely get my vote Sniffer me ol' mate

 

i would even make you foreign secretary !! then we would f.ck them twice !!

 

Found your level ans sniffer is your leader.

 

Yes, he's a lot more intelligent than you, ya dopey ****

 

Possibly but i am light years ahead of you.

 

Top man, Could you make Chesh the boss of the NHS with strict instructions to round up all the mentally ******ed like Glory and give them Electroconvulsive therapy?

 

Obviously not

 

Get back to your ghetto.