Spurlock's Ramadan diary
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Bantz.Asked the local finance boss how she's dealing with Ramadan this afternoon.
Ooops.
She's hindu.
I asked my wife if it was haram to feed the lawn this afternoon.
Honestly mate, these women have no sense of humour
And she is still with you lolI asked my wife if it was haram to feed the lawn this afternoon.
Honestly mate, these women have no sense of humour
How did you end up with a practicing muslim mate? would love to be a fly in the wall see how it all works, what with you not being muslim etc...
kebabs and chips...ive missed my chips...mint and coriander yoghurt dip too. I dont get hungry at Iftar, but im ready for a big bite at Suhoor.
yup prayer time, make it good...was just catching up on this place.
I asked my wife if it was haram to feed the lawn this afternoon.
Honestly mate, these women have no sense of humour
If you asked her late in the evening...you are asking for backlash Burly lad, lol
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What's your fasting times during Ramadan?
What about prayer time cos it seems like you are doing it slap bang in the middle of the night.
It must kill you having a smoke during the day with no munchies. Haha Unlucky mate.
Morning Saf...Fasting times start about 2am approx and are ending around 9.30pm approx. Morning prayer is falling between 3-4am at this time of the year. I don't smoke during the day only in that window between 9.30pm and 2am..I'm having 18 hour gaps between a smoke, as you can imagine when I do have it...its a wobbly one lol.
ouch.....
my mate Sham is going mental.
She has lost 6lbs since Ramadhan started.
Apparently she gets dispensation to eat when her period starts? Is that right?
She basically cannot wait to start bleeding
I had to attach a new toilet seat on to her bog the other day because she is too weak to do it, keeps getting headaches and stuff.
my mate Sham is going mental.
She has lost 6lbs since Ramadhan started.
Apparently she gets dispensation to eat when her period starts? Is that right?
She basically cannot wait to start bleeding
I had to attach a new toilet seat on to her bog the other day because she is too weak to do it, keeps getting headaches and stuff.
We worked together for years. One day it just of clicked and we've been together nearly 16 years now.
One thing we don't discuss is religion. It's the elephant in the room and me being an atheist, it's best kept that way.
That's not where kittens come from mate.
lol. I just meant, I was "with" a muslim girl for a time in my teens and our relationship had to be kept hush hush.
Only my brother and her brother knew about it, our brothers were in the same year at school and were mates.
But if her dad had found out, lets just say, I probably wouldn't have been able to father two children later on in life
Only my brother and her brother knew about it, our brothers were in the same year at school and were mates.
But if her dad had found out, lets just say, I probably wouldn't have been able to father two children later on in life
Going well Tel, thanks for asking brother...auto pilot kicking in...I stop counting the days as I enter into the depths of Ramadan....day 10
To answer your question...yes they basically just ignore the Fast. Pregnant, time of the month, daily medication all exempt you from Fasting.
lol. I just meant, I was "with" a muslim girl for a time in my teens and our relationship had to be kept hush hush.
Only my brother and her brother knew about it, our brothers were in the same year at school and were mates.
But if her dad had found out, lets just say, I probably wouldn't have been able to father two children later on in life
I would have chopped your nuts off too.
Just.
I like the middle eastern look, can't help it.
Shilpa Shetty
She's Indian, not Middle Eastern. However there are plenty Middle Eastern hotties. I rate the headscarf look...you get it or you don't lol.