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Spurlock's Ramadan diary

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  1. Sign Da Ting

    Sign Da Ting Well-Known Member

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    If I had known when I was younger, I would've had a mortgage a lot earlier in life. <laugh>
     
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  2. Highburyal

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    What she thinks he is a jew? That's me assuming of course he is circumcised lol
     
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  3. Highburyal

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    Then you wake up!
     
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  4. Spurlock

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    In my experience some women are just duppy like ****..since OK and Closer magazine doesn't teach them about Judaism, they won't have a clue
     
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    Thumbs up mate. I see why pretty much everyone takes annual leave during Ramadan. It's hard to enough to function at work until lunch time, I couldn't imagine going the whole day without food or drink.
     
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  6. Highburyal

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    what claiming Somalians dropping in construction site due to Ramadan....he may be ok but he was chatting **** there...
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

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    When I was told "There's often more 'fallers' in Ramadan due to the exhaustion", perhaps I should have told my pal to shut his mouth and stop talking **** as clearly it's unfathomable and illogical <doh>

    Little did I know the world's top expert on everything would correct me 11 years later.

    I also wholeheartedly apologise for knowing more than you do about nutrition <ok>
     
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    He's black (yes, I know there can be black Jews). To be fair, I'm circumsised too but that's more cultural than anything. If it wasn't for the fornicating, I'd be a model Muslim.

    I feel like I've shared more than I should've in this one post. <laugh>
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

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    At least I don't have to answer to your allah though, he'd maybe choose to punish me for nothing by crushing me with a crain.
     
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  10. Highburyal

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    Its not so bad actually, lot people work and use the tube and so on and seems to be fine. Depends on individuals the food you consume after you break your fast, especially if you are having a lot of fast food then you are shooting yourself in the foot.
     
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    I believe if you approached it calmly..Tel would have reciprocated the tone...anyway...I'm making some Onion Bajis this evening...what's on your menu?
     
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    i honestly believe Flanders is Moh from Arsenal Fan TV.
     
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    I beg to differ.....you to way of life and me to mine....
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

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    I fancy my chances. Roughly 2 people die every second, I don't imagine my 0.5 second telling off will be all that bad.
     
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    So what you having for Iftar? Ffs
     
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    Quick question mate. Are you allowed to touch food and drink (whilst not eating it).. i.e. could a muslim cook food in a food place during the day time?
    I ask as I have a lot of turkish mates who practice Islam to varying degrees... some still eat and drink, some will touch food and drink but not consume... some won't go near food or drink in any form until sunset.
     
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    Evening Albert. Yes you can touch food mate...you are even allowed to taste it in order to get it right..just a spoonful, not a plateful lol

    I assume your mates that don't go near it are probably doing it to curb their own desire for it...nothing in the rules to say you can't.
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

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    I made Chilli Chicken Ramen for my dinner. I'm not a great chef but I do a wicked ramen.
     
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    I think they probably are mate. I have a really good bunch of mates from the Turkish community (here and in Marmaris & Istanbul too). The Turkey based ones find it hard as fook in 50c heat though but the evenings over there, after the muezzin (sp?) has done his evening call to prayer are alive with a party like atmosphere where families come out in force.

    I've sat in on an end of Ramadan celebration (Eid Al something?) and it's like New Year's Eve.

    All the best mate. <ok>
     
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    It is a nice atmosphere...plenty food, everyone's a winner.

    Thanks for the good wishes Albert <ok>
     
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