Spurlock's Ramadan diary

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Nothing makes a woman more hungry for dick than male indifference.

My same mate has a "Latin" side piece who's very islamophobic, but she hasn't figured out that he's a Muslim. To be fair, I didn't know until a year or so of knowing him. <laugh>
What she thinks he is a jew? That's me assuming of course he is circumcised lol
 
Sleeping pattern gets messed up during the month anyway...

On a normal day forget Ramadan, there are 5 prayers and one in the early morning so those who practice that generally sleep less to an extent and during Ramadan it gets messed up but as the month goes on though lot of people I know feel more energetic and sensual.

I normally less than what I would normally eat when breaking fast as that can mess a person up too and before sunrise have a little bit of food and water..during the time we are allowed to eat and drink, I tend to hydrate myself and lot of people do that as well.
Thumbs up mate. I see why pretty much everyone takes annual leave during Ramadan. It's hard to enough to function at work until lunch time, I couldn't imagine going the whole day without food or drink.
 
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Tel's a good lad...no underhanded **** gwaan with him. It was a genuine query...just admit it....your hungry brother...we are all fallable.
what claiming Somalians dropping in construction site due to Ramadan....he may be ok but he was chatting **** there...
 
Nah, the other guy was using bullshit examples mate...you can spot them miles off...

When I was told "There's often more 'fallers' in Ramadan due to the exhaustion", perhaps I should have told my pal to shut his mouth and stop talking **** as clearly it's unfathomable and illogical <doh>

Little did I know the world's top expert on everything would correct me 11 years later.

I also wholeheartedly apologise for knowing more than you do about nutrition <ok>
 
What she thinks he is a jew? That's me assuming of course he is circumcised lol
He's black (yes, I know there can be black Jews). To be fair, I'm circumsised too but that's more cultural than anything. If it wasn't for the fornicating, I'd be a model Muslim.

I feel like I've shared more than I should've in this one post. <laugh>
 
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what claiming Somalians dropping in construction site due to Ramadan....he may be ok but he was chatting **** there...

At least I don't have to answer to your allah though, he'd maybe choose to punish me for nothing by crushing me with a crain.
 
Thumbs up mate. I see why pretty much everyone takes annual leave during Ramadan. It's hard to enough to function at work until lunch time, I couldn't imagine going the whole day without food or drink.
Its not so bad actually, lot people work and use the tube and so on and seems to be fine. Depends on individuals the food you consume after you break your fast, especially if you are having a lot of fast food then you are shooting yourself in the foot.
 
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what claiming Somalians dropping in construction site due to Ramadan....he may be ok but he was chatting **** there...

I believe if you approached it calmly..Tel would have reciprocated the tone...anyway...I'm making some Onion Bajis this evening...what's on your menu?
 
I believe if you approached it calmly..Tel would have reciprocated the tone...anyway...I'm making some Onion Bajis this evening...what's on your menu?

Quick question mate. Are you allowed to touch food and drink (whilst not eating it).. i.e. could a muslim cook food in a food place during the day time?
I ask as I have a lot of turkish mates who practice Islam to varying degrees... some still eat and drink, some will touch food and drink but not consume... some won't go near food or drink in any form until sunset.
 
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Quick question mate. Are you allowed to touch food and drink (whilst not eating it).. i.e. could a muslim cook food in a food place during the day time?
I ask as I have a lot of turkish mates who practice Islam to varying degrees... some still eat and drink, some will touch food and drink but not consume... some won't go near food or drink in any form until sunset.

Evening Albert. Yes you can touch food mate...you are even allowed to taste it in order to get it right..just a spoonful, not a plateful lol

I assume your mates that don't go near it are probably doing it to curb their own desire for it...nothing in the rules to say you can't.
 
Evening Albert. Yes you can touch food mate...you are even allowed to taste it in order to get it right..just a spoonful, not a plateful lol

I assume your mates that don't go near it are probably doing it to curb their own desire for it...nothing in the rules to say you can't.

I think they probably are mate. I have a really good bunch of mates from the Turkish community (here and in Marmaris & Istanbul too). The Turkey based ones find it hard as fook in 50c heat though but the evenings over there, after the muezzin (sp?) has done his evening call to prayer are alive with a party like atmosphere where families come out in force.

I've sat in on an end of Ramadan celebration (Eid Al something?) and it's like New Year's Eve.

All the best mate. <ok>
 
I think they probably are mate. I have a really good bunch of mates from the Turkish community (here and in Marmaris & Istanbul too). The Turkey based ones find it hard as fook in 50c heat though but the evenings over there, after the muezzin (sp?) has done his evening call to prayer are alive with a party like atmosphere where families come out in force.

I've sat in on an end of Ramadan celebration (Eid Al something?) and it's like New Year's Eve.

All the best mate. <ok>

It is a nice atmosphere...plenty food, everyone's a winner.

Thanks for the good wishes Albert <ok>
 
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