Off Topic Lads v 'Pede: truce?

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Hoddle Is A God said:
I have liked your witty comment, Mr Marks.

May I ask, if you are partial to the grape, my friend?
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Only with lunch or dinner Saints. Tonight I made a butter chicken masala, I chose a nice Grenache which complimented the rich tomato base with it's candied fruit and cinnamon flavours.
 
Ginger Marks said:
Only with lunch or dinner Saints. Tonight I made a butter chicken masala, I chose a nice Grenache which complimented the rich tomato base with it's candied fruit and cinnamon flavours.
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Hah! I knew you would prove to be a connoisseur of the grape, Mr Marks!

I am a Bordeaux man, by inclination. There is nothing I love better than taking my corkscrew to a cheeky Merlot. I like it fruity, friend.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
After suffering yet another bout of the usual hypocrisy from a poster who should know better, I am minded to offer a truce for the coming weekend, on the following terms:-

No name-calling
No personal digs
No references to Skiddy's missus
No insulting/slagging photos or gifs
No references to rinsings, nettings, landings, or ownings
No angling analogies
No hurtful or insulting analogies of any kind whatsoever
No references to gates
No references to bottlings
No calling into question a poster's credentials, achievements, occupation, wealth, etc
No stealth wumming
No accusations regarding or references to sock accounts
No wummery of any kind

The truce will commence at 2pm today and end at Midnight on Sunday, 14 May 2017.

The following people must confirm on this thread, by 2pm today, that they agree to abide by the terms of this truce:-

@Tobes
@PISKIE
@Stan
@Highburyal
@Ginger Marks
@luvgonzo
@Skylarker
@Spurlock
@Saintsfan08
@FosseFilberto
@BuzzardFoxMick

For those whose name does not appear on this list, it will be assumed that you will honour the terms of the truce, and abide by the spirit of challenge.

@PleaseNotPoll and @Bodinki (the Judges) will act as referees to note and publish (after the ending of the truce) the names of all persons to break the truce, and to acknowledge and apportion blame, regardless of club ties and with all due impartiality.

The truce will not become active until all persons listed confirm their acceptance, in writing, on this thread. the Judges will note and record the names of any person(s) who fails to accept the terms of the truce.

Let me be the first to confirm my acceptance of the terms of the truce.
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I have been on holiday for a few days so what have I missed that needs a truce ?

Did the whole HiagisSaintsfan saga get sorted, or is that why a truce has been called for ?

sorry to ask but CBA to go through 150 posts
 
gooner4ever said:
I have been on holiday for a few days so what have I missed that needs a truce ?

Did the whole HiagisSaintsfan saga get sorted, or is that why a truce has been called for ?

sorry to ask but CBA to go through 150 posts
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Nope, not telling you.

Go through them pages, you will enjoy it.
 
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gooner4ever said:
Ok just read them, ffs what has gone on as it didn't allude to it here ?
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Basically Saints isn't HIAG, HIAG isn't PISKIE, Skiddy is a heshe, Commy likes Heshe's, Milk is angry, Fossy lost his cardigan, Akky is still 14 and a half, Bod thinks he's special, Piskie has been importing contaminated blood from the US of A, Libby ****s for the NHS, HB is living the high life, knee deep in pussy. Tobes is still angry, Stan is growing his afro to piss Custard off. John has turned into a fox (overnight). Skiddy thought he had a cock, but the picture suggests (strongly) that it's just a boil. Luvgonzo lost his nuts in a Sheepy Welsh 'incident'.

Me and my bredda Spurlock have wummed you all from 2011 and we're actually from Basingstoke.

Basically not a lot has happened since you went.

And NO we didn't realise you had gone. Welcome home x
 
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