His Holiness generally sits whilst masturbating, my child.
Oh I put a comma in there by mistake. How silly of me!

His Holiness generally sits whilst masturbating, my child.
Oh I put a comma in there by mistake. How silly of me!

Nope it lasted 5 seconds my first post at 2pm GMT was a dedication to the author.LOL
Lasted 6 minutes!!
I don't think anyone agreed to your truce....Shots have been fired.
Mr Marks has broken the truce.
No one will be surprised by this, of course. The clever thing for Mr Marks to have done would have been to abide by it, as no one would have been expecting that.
Oh, well. The rest of us can continue, I suppose.
Are you with me, brothers?

I don't think anyone agreed to your truce....![]()
It's just another stick for him to beat himself.I don't think anyone agreed to your truce....![]()
or a stick for the Spud and Chav judges he nominated to beat him withIt's just another stick for him to beat himself.

Would this be the same requisite discipline you use when wumming other teams boards and laying them waste?On the contrary, my chucklesome friend, everyone whom I and anyone with half their wits about them expected to lack the requisite discipline has breached the truce, but the majority of people will observe it (including myself).
I set the challenge to make a point, HB, and that point is in the process of being made loud and clear.
I had to use incredible discipline to wait for 2pm.Ok I'm not happy with any of you. Not one of you called HAIG a **** on the first page, I wander off for a bit and you all think that's acceptable, I expected more from you all, I'm very disappointed.

His Holiness has come to realise that Brother HIAG revels in his ****ery, and that any attempt to use said ****ery as a negative only serves to inflate the ****ery levels.Ok I'm not happy with any of you. Not one of you called HAIG a **** on the first page, I wander off for a bit and you all think that's acceptable, I expected more from you all, I'm very disappointed.
Poor excuse. You're all on my **** list.I had to use incredible discipline to wait for 2pm.![]()
And we all know who the whore of Babylon isHis Holiness has come to realise that Brother HIAG revels in his ****ery, and that any attempt to use said ****ery as a negative only serves to inflate the ****ery levels.
Any perceived threat to his ****dom, will be met great vengeance and furious anger against those who attempt to poison and destroy their ****.
And you will know his name is ****HIAG, when he lays his Wumness upon thee.........
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That's nice thank you but I'm still going to crap in your birthday card.Poor excuse. You're all on my **** list.
from "Pede" to friend! Bloody hell, you must really be smoking something funny today...majority have been taking the piss out of you, even one of the chosen judges of your choiceOn the contrary, my chucklesome friend, everyone whom I and anyone with half their wits about them expected to lack the requisite discipline has breached the truce, but the majority of people will observe it (including myself).
I set the challenge to make a point, HB, and that point is in the process of being made loud and clear.

from "Pede" to friend! Bloody hell, you must really be smoking something funny today...majority have been taking the piss out of you, even one of the chosen judges of your choice
Come on [HASHTAG]#bottler[/HASHTAG] you can do better than open a [HASHTAG]#truce-gate[/HASHTAG]![]()
I shall treat you as a friend - as, indeed, all shall be treated as my friends - until Midnight on Sunday.
New HIAG has returned.
I am urbane, considerate, but skull-crushingly boring.
Sorry.
The good news is that old HIAG will probably be back, on the dot, at 12:01am, on Monday.
New HIAG has returned.
I am urbane, considerate, but skull-crushingly boring.

Saints08 surely?So new HIAG shares some traits with old HIAG.![]()
No, Akky. Read the rules ffs!
[Still 12 minutes to go]