As I remember, you used to have to lick the tattoo, stick it on your arm, then peal off.
Top tip - don't use a ****ing iron mate.
Signs of growing old
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As I remember, you used to have to lick the tattoo, stick it on your arm, then peal off.
Top tip - don't use a ****ing iron mate.
Did you have some sort of bell ringing gig as a kid?
Thread ender - right here ........ when you get to 60, just after your birthday, you get your own ''stool'' sampling kit - for three days on the trot you get a handful of ''stool'' and using the enclosed cardboard stick you take a little sample of said ''stool'' and smear it over it over two cellophane windows set into a piece of cardboard, two more days, four more dabs of ''stool'' sees you post it off to some poo smelling laboratory in the far north to be sampled for bowel disease, repeat every two years! You're now officially old ...... bet you can't wait eh?
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Just so you 59 year old's recognise it ..... no need to thank me
Looks like you've still got some poo under your finger nails.
Just saying.
That's what my dad always used to say. Wish he was still around to repeat it.
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I never said I had a tattoo and did the ironing, that was Dennis.
I've got no tattoos and never iron anything.
THE SENILITY PRAYER :
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Poorly worded by me, old age. I meant my comment was a reply to your post.
or was it someone else's?
I've checked and I don't have a tattoo or an iron.
Didn't a 95 year old George Burns once say " It's a sign of getting old when you read the obituaries every day to check to see if your own name is there. I've been doing it for over 50 years" ?
Your ten year old scores 'accidental' own goals on FIFA so you don't get too upset / despondent when being whupped by them ...
Not knowing what FIFA is
