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  1. Arnold_Lane_HCFC_

    Arnold_Lane_HCFC_ Well-Known Member

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    As I remember, you used to have to lick the tattoo, stick it on your arm, then peal off.

    Top tip - don't use a ****ing iron mate.
     
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  2. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Did you have some sort of bell ringing gig as a kid?
     
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  3. Arnold_Lane_HCFC_

    Arnold_Lane_HCFC_ Well-Known Member

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    Looks like you've still got some poo under your finger nails.

    Just saying.
     
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  4. Arnold_Lane_HCFC_

    Arnold_Lane_HCFC_ Well-Known Member

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    I can't remember.
     
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  5. HGS66

    HGS66 Well-Known Member

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    That's what my dad always used to say. Wish he was still around to repeat it.
     
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  6. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    I never said I had a tattoo and did the ironing, that was Dennis.
    I've got no tattoos and never iron anything.
     
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  7. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    THE SENILITY PRAYER :

    Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
    the good fortune to run into the ones I do,
    and the eyesight to tell the difference.
     
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  8. Plum

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    I don't have tattoos but I quite like ironing.
     
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  9. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    Do me a favour and iron some shirts for me.
     
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  10. Plum

    Plum Well-Known Member

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    Send 'em round!
     
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  11. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    What is your postcode and house number?
     
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  12. Plum

    Plum Well-Known Member

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    It's a long way from 'ull!
     
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  13. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    Did I mention ironing?

    .................have I had my tea?
     
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  14. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    Poorly worded by me, old age. I meant my comment was a reply to your post.
    or was it someone else's?
    I've checked and I don't have a tattoo or an iron.
     
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  15. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    Didn't a 95 year old George Burns once say " It's a sign of getting old when you read the obituaries every day to check to see if your own name is there. I've been doing it for over 50 years" ?
     
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  16. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    Your ten year old scores 'accidental' own goals on FIFA so you don't get too upset / despondent when being whupped by them ...
     
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  17. The Omega Man

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    Not knowing what FIFA is
     
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  18. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    Some corrupt sporting organisation?
     
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  19. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    Ever tried turning the tele over with your glasses case?
     
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  20. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    Try this method

     
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