The evening times

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

never fails to make me smile. Keep up the good work lads

http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/...__in__before_assaulting_him_in_row_over_cash/

 

[Gambol]

The report says went to the door at "9.25 in the morning"

What ****in time is that? 9:15?

 

[Null]

The report says went to the door at "9.25 in the morning"

What ****in time is that? 9:15?

No

9.25 ... get with the digital programme

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

"I will punch your **** in"

Jury duty would have been worth it for that beezer

 

[Gambol]

No

9.25 ... get with the digital programme

Nup. The colon denotes time. A decimal point does not.

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Nup. The colon denotes time. A decimal point does not.

Oooooooft

 

[Null]

Nup. The colon denotes time. A decimal point does not.

Colon


You know all about that

 

[Gambol]

Colon


You know all about that

Yes. It's fit and healthy, thank you for enquiring.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Yes. It's fit and healthy, thank you for enquiring.

You had the old prostate exam then buddy??

 

[Gambol]

You had the old prostate exam then buddy??

Yeah. She diz it for me every weekend.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/..._after_threatening_parents_at_primary_school/

 

[Null]

http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/..._after_threatening_parents_at_primary_school/

5 months !!!

 

[Tina.]

For shouting

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

“Oi you prick if you phone the polis on my Mrs again I’ll kick your **** in.”

 

[Gambol]

http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/..._after_threatening_parents_at_primary_school/

There's ****s on here that should be in the jail then

 

[Gambol]

For shouting

Shut yer hole, or ah'll kick yer **** in.

 

[Tina.]

Shut yer hole, or ah'll kick yer **** in.

Come ahead ya bawbag.

 

[Gambol]

Come ahead ya bawbag.

^^^^^^ Stuart thinks he's a tough guy

 

[Tina.]

^^^^^^ Stuart thinks he's a tough guy

I'm no Stuart!!!!

 

[Gambol]

I'm no Stuart!!!!

Away an eat tofu ya Edinburgh ****ter.