Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

[Frank Fingers]

Every workplace should have one.

You must log in or register to see images

 

[Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC]

Ah, to be sure...

You must log in or register to see images

 

[DMD]

You must log in or register to see images

 

[Kempton]

You must log in or register to see images

Is it a quiz? I know you like a quiz.

 

[DMD]

Is it a quiz? I know you like a quiz.

I only like asking questions, I'm rubbish when I have to try and answer. FACT.

 

[Kempton]

I only like asking questions, I'm rubbish when I have to try and answer. FACT.

The Green mile? That awful scene?

 

[DMD]

The Green mile? That awful scene?

If I was sat on that chair, I wouldn't need any help with the sound effect.

 

[DMD]

You must log in or register to see images

 

[Kempton]

If I was sat on that chair, I wouldn't need any help with the sound effect.

You must log in or register to see images

Are you just reaching out and saying 'Oh my fooking God, if I don't have a woman soon, I'll attach electrodes to my testicles? There's help out there Dutch.

 

[DMD]

Are you just reaching out and saying 'Oh my fooking God, if I don't have a woman soon, I'll attach electrodes to my testicles? There's help out there Dutch.

I bow to your experience. Which help did you find worked best?

 

[Kempton]

I bow to your experience. Which help did you find worked best?

No honestly Dutch, I'm just not very good at quizzes.

 

[DMD]

No honestly Dutch, I'm just not very good at quizzes.

Wrong answer.

 

[Kempton]

Wrong answer.

Did I even get close? Warm, warmer, freezing?

 

[Kempton]

Sorry.

 

[DMD]

Did I even get close? Warm, warmer, freezing?

You're farting snowflakes.

 

[Kempton]

You're farting snowflakes.

Hmm. Anyone else fancy a go?

 

[Chilton's Hundreds]

Hmm. Anyone else fancy a go?

What's the question again?

 

[Kempton]

What's the question again?

You must log in or register to see images

And that's your lot.

 

[DMD]

You must log in or register to see images

 

[Chilton's Hundreds]

And that's your lot.

Is it an advert for duel fuel ?

Electric and gas.