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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by UnitedinRed, Sep 26, 2015.

  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    It was decided many moons ago that it will be called that when and if it happens?

    Either way....I'm not going to go ape over it....I'm a 41 year old bloke lol.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    'Tyler' the 50 year old rich and successful property lawyer, will be up until 3am making cartoons about it though :)
     
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  3. Oh, I understand, all right, Bodi.

    I have been predicting this day for a while.


    What rubbish!

    St Arsehole's Day (which is something I have invented, so I get to say what it does or does not commemorate) is there to commemorate the day when it is mathematically impossible for Arsenal to finish above Spurs. The fact that this might be the first time it has happened in a while is neither here nor there.
     
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  4. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    You can do what you like HIAG, I am just saying the reason St totteringhams Day caught on, and the reason it was funny, and not utterly pathetic, was because it was an annual event.

    Reminds me of the time you took to calling Abramovich "Mad Dog", hoping it would catch on, until every time you posted people kept asking who the **** "Mad Dog" was <laugh> and you gave up.........
    So I said I would arbitrarily refer to Levy as "Spunk Gargle Wee-Wee" from that day forth.
     
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  5. Nor me, mate.

    I am going to be very restrained and reserved about the whole thing.

    I don't even know why Pixie is in such a blind panic.
     
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  6. I know all of that, Bod.

    Gooners used to engage in an annual mutual tug-fest on their little weeners, celebrating the only thing that they had to celebrate that was of any note to them - their beloved St Totteringham's Day.

    "Totteringham."

    Oh, how hilarious that name is! It encapsulates "Tottenham" and "to totter" (meaning "to move in a feeble or unsteady manner"), all bound up in a side-splitting expression! How they would laugh (and ****) on fabled St Totteringham's Day!

    But we've brought their little ****-fest to an abrupt end, Bodi. Poch has taken a ruler and slapped it across their bell-ends. There'll be no mutual ****-fest for the Gooners, at the end of this season.

    St Arsehole's Day has finally arrived! Or, rather, it soon will. No way can you stop us celebrating it! You are more than welcome to gate-crash the party, should you wish.


    "Mad Dog" was the perfect witty name for your owner - even one your own said as much, at the time. Only a couple of posters had to ask to whom I was referring during the two or three seasons that I used that name.

    I stopped using the name (a) out of deference to you when posting on your board, after having been welcomed back with a full Royal pardon, and (b) because your owner seems not to interfere as much in the management of the club as he used to. The dog appears to have been domesticated, if you will.
     
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  7. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Is @goonercymraeg still unwell? Hope you are feeling better buddy.
     
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  8. Is he suffering from "sick as a parrot" syndrome?
     
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  9. PINKIE

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    ^^^^ meltdown <laugh>
     
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  10. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Nah Homer nothing to do with Win or Lose, just been a bit hectic at work and home, had a death in the family if I am honest and been busy with that as well.
     
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  11. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Awww the Chav voice of reason and neutral c*nt!

    knobheads like Bod will always be the same! I thought he had me on ignore the lying c*nt or he wants attention...
     
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  12. What's your issue with Bodi, HB?

    Bodi can be extremely misguided at times, and put his faith in muppet unworthy of his attention, but he generally has a fairly robust grip on reality, and can normally sort banter from idiocy.

    For him to lay into you like that tells me that you must have been a bigger twat than you usually are. What happened, mate?
     
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  13. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    eh?
    Who the **** is HB?

    EDIT: Do you mean Highburyal?
    I have that **** on ignore.
    Can't remember why, but I never put anyone on ignore, so he must have transgressed pretty badly.
    If its him, it would explain why I have no idea what you are talking about
     
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  14. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Awww nice of you to show interest #bottler why don't you go ask Bod...

    I bet you get really excited and quick as well these days and start pulling that little toddger away fast and furious style and before you know its over in seconds <laugh>
     
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  15. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Not a fat and ugly ****er like you...<laugh>
     
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  16. Yes, I'm referring to Highburyal. I keep forgetting to refer to him as Flanders.

    If you have him on ignore, then you won't be able to see that he's having a right old dig at you.
     
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  17. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>
    I am cool with that.
    Just goes to vindicate my decision to ignore the loathsome prick <laugh>
     
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  18. @Bodinki

    Mate, this is Flanders' reply to my last post to him:-

    "Awww nice of you to show interest #bottler why don't you go ask Bod...I bet you get really excited and quick as well these days and start pulling that little toddger away fast and furious style and before you know its over in seconds
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    (Flanders, today)

    I can see what you mean about him being a right old prick, mate!
    <ok>
     
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  19. @Bodinki

    He wrote this in reply to your last post about him:-

    "Not a fat and ugly ****er like you...<laugh>"
    (Flanders, today)
     
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  20. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Awww sucking Bod for some support, don't forget to suck out every last drop and swallow, the fat ****er will love that from you #bottler
     
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