Off Topic What's your real name?

[Libby]

That can't be down to Keegan, surely?

Still can't believe I managed to persuade my ex to name our first born Matthew btw.

I spent the first few months of my ex's pregnancy arguing that if it was a boy we had to call him Rickie. This got even stronger once we found out he was a boy around April time...

Then it got to the Summer n he ****ed off to Liverpool... argument avoided

 

[Tobes]

I spent the first few months of my ex's pregnancy arguing that if it was a boy we had to call him Rickie. This got even stronger once we found out he was a boy around April time...

Then it got to the Summer n he ****ed off to Liverpool... argument avoided

I hope you, your wife and little Ronald are all happy with the end result mate

 

[Libby]

I hope you, your wife and little Ronald are all happy with the end result mate

Never a wife and now an ex but didn't go with Ronald either... learnt a lot from that Summer!


Tosser

 

[seabreeze]

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Gotta give Chief credit ... he sure knows how to make a point ....

 

[Blueman]

My name is Paul Simpson. There.

 

[seabreeze]

My name .. Jose' Jimenez

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

. Some of the women I know call me Big T.

Big tits?

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

My real name is Andy Cuthbert.

Do you live on Lyon Street?

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

My first name is Hoddle. I'm frequently worshipped.

 

[Skylarker]

My name .. Jose' Jimenez

You seem more of a Freddy.

 

[seabreeze]

You seem more of a Freddy.

I've bent more than one fender

 

[PINKIE]

Okay the updated list:

Lawyer
Rock God
Property magnate
Nightclub owner
Helicopter Pilot
Boxer
Ace Marksman
Professional Referee
Mansion owner
Marathon runner
Pro Photographer
Magician
Black Mamba model

Are there any that I've missed ?

I almost forgot to add: Cambridge graduate and Harvard Lecturer

 

[Zanjinho]

I almost forgot to add: Cambridge graduate and Harvard Lecturer

Almost? It would appear you did forget mate

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I almost forgot to add: Cambridge graduate and Harvard Lecturer

The first is true, the second you made up to suit your hollow wum-agenda.

I feel sorry for you, Pix.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

I almost forgot to add: Cambridge graduate and Harvard Lecturer

Did, you, say, Harvard lecturer.

Ps. You also forgot Strongman finalist & Marathon man

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[PINKIE]

The first is true, the second you made up to suit your hollow wum-agenda.

I feel sorry for you, Pix.

Of course it is HIAG You also claimed you went to Harvard to give some talks.

Do you want to come clean about bullshitting about the San Francisco marathon whilst you're at it ?

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Of course it is HIAG You also claimed you went to Harvard to give some talks.

Do you want to come clean about bullshitting about the San Francisco marathon whilst you're at it ?

Pathological Liar too.

 

[PINKIE]

HIAG should rename this thread : 'What I wish my real life was like'

 

[PINKIE]

Pathological Liar too.

That one should come top of his list.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

That one should come top of his list.

Indeed! It says much that he needs to big himself up on an internet forum.