to be honest after reading his posts tonight, I'd only meet him if I was wearing a NBC suit, and even then only if his hands were handcuffed behind him.
Mate, if your not a sexual deviant, then I apologise, but after rereading this thread....................
Getting back to the op. Have you ever sniffed any of your lasses mates knickers? I have, ****ing lush. Gonna have a kip now boys, hope to be around for the match. Special tea planned later. Beef curtains with lady gravy. See Ya.
That's insinuating that I have a partner who wants me to come to bed, so I take that as a compliment. *cue Chunky Pineapple Balls to state that the partner is a man*