Have you ever.................................

[Nads]

Would really love to shag her & cum on her boat race.

Would save it up for a month so I could proper frost her like an iced bun.

She has the look of the woman who would embrace such a shower mate.

They'd never show it on Eastenders mind, mores the pity.

 

[Billy Death]

There's a porno on the internet & I swear it's Tanya.

Go to tubegalore.com, type British chavs in the search box & it will come up.

Have a look lads, ****ing spitting double of her.

 

[Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction]

I read the first line of this thread when I moused over the title in the main forum area, and I actually had a feeling it would be about me

Lucky you, i thought it was about me

 

[Chappaz]

It'll have to be a big ****ing rugby player, no bloke has ever got near my knackers and I'm not about to break my number 1 golden rule for any ****er.

but if you do win the bet, you can pay a professional lapdancer to oil my nuts while her dancing partner lets me touch her colon with the end of my knob. Deal?

How could I refuse!

 

[Billy Death]

She has the look of the woman who would embrace such a shower mate.

They'd never show it on Eastenders mind, mores the pity.

You are correct but it's never going to be mine sadly.

 

[Nads]

There's a porno on the internet & I swear it's Tanya.

Go to tubegalore.com, type British chavs in the search box & it will come up.

Have a look lads, ****ing spitting double of her.

A wonderful insight into your 'weapon of choice' mate, haha.

 

[Billy Death]

A wonderful insight into your 'weapon of choice' mate, haha.

Well lets face it marra, I'm never gonna get to **** her so I can always **** over that film.

Or imagine it's her next time I'm giving Janie one.

 

[Chappaz]

Can I ask... Who the hell is Tanya?

 

[Billy Death]

Tis thread has now gone way off topic like.

 

[Billy Death]

Can I ask... Who the hell is Tanya?

The slaggy tart off Eastenders.

 

[Nads]

Well lets face it marra, I'm never gonna get to **** her so I can always **** over that film.

Or imagine it's her next time I'm giving Janie one.

Either/or marra, whatever rocks your world!

You could combine the 2, have the aformentioned bluey on while your sorting your lass out, double bubble.

 

[vauxsamson]

The slaggy tart off Eastenders.

Eastenders????????????????

I'm not an old woman or a gay ladyboy so I'm proud to say I've never watched it. The missus has to **** off upstairs to watch it.

Jeesus fellas, sometimes you can go too far on an internet forum, I mean porn sites fair enough, but to admit to watching Eastenders, thats just not normal.

 

[Chappaz]

The slaggy tart off Eastenders.

Just searched her up on Google. Not my cup of tea like.

 

[Billy Death]

Either/or marra, whatever rocks your world!

You could combine the 2, have the aformentioned bluey on while your sorting your lass out, double bubble.

What a good idea!

Have a look at it though, it's her I'm telling yer!

 

[Billy Death]

Just searched her up on Google. Not my cup of tea like.

No, you'd probably go more for Max.

 

[vauxsamson]

Just searched her up on Google. Not my cup of tea like.

I've just googled her as well, I'd prob. shag her but after reading this thread I'd end up thinking of billy death knocking one out over her chops while I did it, and I don't think it would end well for me.

 

[Billy Death]

I've just googled her as well, I'd prob. shag her but after reading this thread I'd end up thinking of billy death knocking one out over her chops while I did it, and I don't think it would end well for me.

 

[Nads]

What a good idea!

Have a look at it though, it's her I'm telling yer!

I will, but my lass is sat next to me with her mate at the minute, her mate is not the sort it's worth hoping would fancy a 3's up either..

I'll get back to you on it

 

[vauxsamson]

I will, but my lass is sat next to me with her mate at the minute, her mate is not the sort it's worth hoping would fancy a 3's up either..

I'll get back to you on it

You can have my lass mate, seems every every ****er else has.

 

[Nads]

You can have my lass mate, seems every every ****er else has.

Ha ha.

Not the most glowing reference mind..