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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

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  1. The greengrocer

    The greengrocer Well-Known Member

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    You can have an apple ( but not a pink lady ) they're expensive :bandit:
     
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    I'm a poet and I didn't know it.

    I clearly don't know my fruit though, I thought a 'pink lady' was a grapefruit <laugh>
     
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  3. The greengrocer

    The greengrocer Well-Known Member

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    I just told my son turtle and he just said " that was days ago I asked you that " didn't even lift his head from his PlayStation <doh>
     
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    Dad's eh? :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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    No it isn't, it is quoting a fact.
     
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  6. Barchullona

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    Is that turtle as in A Turtle Eclipse Of The Heart?
     
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  7. Barchullona

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    Well, when Maguire was tackled he was seen to hirple. If any travellers had left their horse tied up outside the KCOM he could have patted its curdle.
     
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    Don't labour the point :emoticon-0118-yawn:
     
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  9. The greengrocer

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    You're drunk again <laugh>
     
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  10. Barchullona

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    Don't tell me you haven't heard of those words?<laugh> They are bandied about all the time round our way. The paucity of some people's language is a cause for despair. Here I was trying to ameliorate the situation...
     
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    Just because they are better rhymes than turtle. Which is on the list of words rhyming with purple, though some of them don't seem particularly great. One is burble, which seems further away than turtle.
     
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    My problem is that I focus on detail and FACT.
     
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    Rafa?
     
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    isnt the word burple from the joke ....if buttercups are yellow ,what colour is a belch? burp le......
     
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  15. bum_chinned_crab

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    I don't know what that means.
     
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  16. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

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    I can't remember if I posted this and can't be arsed to check

     
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    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Feb 28, 2017
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    Cracking story Stanley!.
     
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    The Independent‏Verified account @Independent 3h3 hours ago
    French police sniper accidentally shoots two people during Francois Hollande speech http://ind.pn/2l8vB66


    There's a novel in this story

    The Day of the Jackass
     
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    I believe Domino's Pizzas are over priced for what you get.
     
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